Ellison Murphy

I (high off my ass) was inspired by this wonderful comment to make a document explaining eggs in recipes to future anthropologists: docs.google.com/document/d/1... <3

Hello Ace Attorney fandom this is my contribution

vampires tries to go down on their partner but UH OH! penis and balls are kinda cross-shaped. look out!

man. life is great. but life is also terrible. i bought ice cream, but then, i *ate* the ice cream, and now i once again do not have ice cream.

[Chronicles spoilers lily do not read]

mikotoba 🤝 thrushpelt
I'll Protect You My Friend That Is MY Child.

you see. you understand. I am So weed.

<3 My videos are my customer service voice, I put a kind foot forward out of respect for my fans & the general public. I'm filtered & edited for presentability. You have only seen me fully hinged.

My family heirloom is a severed head. She never stood a chance.

Update: She's been on Peri's back for four days. I scared her off in two hours.

Visit GemGnome's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

HEY FELLAS, remember my bestie Gemgnome from Artfight or from drawing my YT icon/Bluesky banner?

She's opened a ko-fi and started selling ADOPTS! This round's some super cute furries based on rabbit breeds. Check her out!!

ko-fi.com/gemgnome/shop

I will not share the carnage (not here anyway) (it's a lil nsfw she's trying 2 push her onlyfans) but I will share some of my beloved friends reactions.

I am using Oswald for his true purpose <3

ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAS GIVEN ME THE CONTACT INFO OF AN ANNOYING PUSHY SALESMAN WHO HAS BEEN BOTHERING THEM FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS.

THE SHACKLES OF MORALITY ARE OFF. MY FRIENDS ARE FRIGHTENED BY MY POWER. IT HAS ONLY BEEN 2 HOURS.

I should elaborate that this episode came out 10 years before C&H

psychics in the props department putting calvin & hobbes fanart in the bg of this fucking columbo episode

I'm proud of how many of my followers have apparently watched Psyche

posting for posterity.

(screenshot from this document that I link in literally every family tree video and everyone seems to ignore completely: tinyurl.com/w78rvsk9 )

Then the episode starts and my now-grown kid has to solve the murder case by doing some "whatever remains must be the truth" shit like, overlooking the reason the culprit was eliminated as a suspect. at the end he's like "its thanks 2 my piece of shit dad who made me identify cats when i was 5."

If I had a kid it'd be like the cold open to every Psyche episode except I'm making them identify random cats. "That's a ginger tabby!" / "No, look again... Check the tailtip and M." / "my god...they're black. Widebanding that high? on a stray??" / "expect the unexpected, kid."

bless my sci-fi fan friends that i know how to technobabble, it comes up with weird frequency in sherlock holmes crossover fanfic

I only realized it was sleep paralysis bc i tried to swat at him & say "Dude, fuck off" and couldn't. Laughed so hard as soon as I was physically able to.

I just experienced sleep paralysis for the first time but it wasn't even slightly scary bc my brain just assumed it was Andy (little brother) on my back being fucking annoying & even the incoherent demonic babbling I just thought was him badly trying to explain an ARG to me.

This is the paradox: the "AI" bubble is based on hype. It's not about creating useful things. It's about hype to inflate stock.

If the public resists the hype, then line does not go up.

So they hype harder and harder, repelling most people with their hard sell tactics.

It's a downward spiral.

#CHRONICLESSPOILERS LILY DO NOT LOOK

kazuma would fucking call me a little peepee boy. then i'd knee him in the nuts & take his lunch money. it's cool to me.

#CHRONICALSSPOILERS LILY DONT LOOK.

sherlock holmes's no-good fucking evil murdery gay japanese son ❤️JUST as sir aurthor conan doyle intended...

btw i am Not Sober & about to get my new years resolution told to me via OUIJA BOARD!!!!!! :) HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

#CHRONICLESSPOILERS LILY DONT LOOK

asogi 1 my darling boy ... and asogi 2 my Worse and Evil boy.....

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

Underrated point of discussion with the AI + social media uproar is giving thanks to patrons of the arts, especially non-artists, who are willing to put in the effort to support artists at a time when it has never been easier or more normalized to do the opposite.

"And I never say no"

We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.

We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.

it's easy for me to remember my step-mom's birthday bc it's DL-6 lol. anyway happy birthday leslie! gregory edgeworth's dead <3