Ellison Murphy

echolalia is so helpful 9/10 times but the 10th time is me CONSISTENTLY having to stop myself from saying "love you, bye" at the ends of work meetings

FUCK FUCK FUCK I FORGOT ONE. HOLD ON. IDK WHAT DAY THIS IS. DAY 6 I THINK. #Inktober

Anyway this is my son Pierce www.pixelcatsend.com/cat&id=888694

Patrick has my face and Spongebob has a pig's face (for Day's fursona). You're welcome

Day 7: Starfish

enjoy this very cursed Pinkrick and Daybob.

My girlfriend, a reindeer, has me grabbed by the fluff and is shaking, foaming at the mouth, screaming "doctor WHO!?" at me

Day 5: Deer

Angel's been forcing me to watch Dr Who bc she's been obsessed w/it & we cannot get over someone in the show saying "Doctor WHO?" as their attempt at a shocking plot twist

I'm WET and I'm trapped in a cup of instant ramen HELP

Day 4: Murky

Misread this one as "Murphy" and you won't believe my disappointment :(( anyway get me out of this fucking soup

an extreme close up of me staring in horror at what's either a king or a queen chess piece

Day 3: crown

it was a new chessboard & I spent the entire time mixing up the king/queen

me dressed as a wizard at my friend's tent while they knit

Day 2: weave.

when my friends went to an art event selling their plushies, I came along & drew ppl in by playing chess w/folks! .....I have never won a game of chess in my life.

Day 1: Mustache. I see my mustache in the mirror at my sink :)

after like 10 years of seeing it go by I AM DETERMINED TO DO #INKTOBER THIS YEAR. So here's me catching up on that...

Day 1: mustache. I finally have one! Yippee!

Tell your favorite artists you love their work

There’s a large part of the creative process that involves hours or days of experimentation. Unfortunately, when experimentation leads nowhere, it feels like you wasted a lot of time. The hard part is reminding yourself that you learned what DIDN’T work, and that’s very important.

realistic italians

angel is forcing me to watch dr who and every frame of this man's existence is like when they beat up the dinosaur kid in The Good Dinosaur 2 try to force sympathy bc they dk how to write characters except his face is Just Like That

means i figured out the CORIN locus :)

david tennant is about to cry. david tennant is a wet little boy. david tennant is 4 years old. david tenant is an ill bred poodle they need 2 x ray him immediately. david tennant is a stoner 17-year-old who stole a damaged convertible & spends eternity joyridin round 1 specific part of 1 planet.

Discord screenshot. I said: "any + all energy i have after dnd tomorrow is going to be funneled Directly into editing the golden series hellscape chapter of this like 20 minute long video. there are not enough ref pics of copper in the world that can prepare me." My friend Cicada key smashed, and then said: "OH BOY" with a lot of exclamation points

it's fucking shocking how much better & more user-friendly Ko-fi's shop UI is than redbubble's, despite them having similar design. redbubble is a nightmare; ko-fi is straightforward and intuitive.

this is why you shouldn't ask chatGPT shit

#rtvs yeah

It's just so fucking frustrating how it feels like every single shred of progression towards a more just society has to be fought over tooth and nail but regression is as easy as just reminding visa that they think fags are icky

In today's climate it's important to be willing to stand up and say I like jacking off and it feels good especially when the pictures are sexy and also I'm unemployable so what do I have to lose

"We can't open video. It uses unsupported encoding settings."

I've tried swapping around my encoding settings, but I have no idea what any of these godforsaken words/numbers mean and it hasn't helped. I can't record anything like Clangen etc unless I get this fixed. Thanks.

Anyone familiar with OBS? I was able to record just a few days ago, now suddenly all my recordings aren't able to play on my computer. Everything I record gives me this when I try to play it after export.

I've been informed that this is still open ;)

that one time gladys found your prop pregnancy test from FAVOR in my room? it was actually me pregnant with columbo

In addition to the new litter, I've added an item that will allow folks to edit a locus of their choice - just in case the dice aren't happy with you that day XD

Visit EllisonMurphy's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

The new litter is UP! ko-fi.com/ellisonmurph...

the room tommy wisaause. cada watch it first time. really bad movie. SO!!! fun <3 to wtatch.

smth smth rna walks into a physical therapy building
doctor: so you're having pain in your thigh?
rna: no, i'm having pain in my uracil

That's him. my awful son

I have no memory of posting this. I have, however, been binging Columbo episodes since 6:30pm yesterday (including passing out to them, woke up mid-episode, and just kept watching)