Didn't even have to move to Argentina.
04.11.2025 13:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@300ps.bsky.social
Free to follow me but I really can't recommend it.
Didn't even have to move to Argentina.
04.11.2025 13:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the way. Laugh in his face.
04.11.2025 13:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excuse me but Dick endorsed Cuomo with his last breath.
04.11.2025 13:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did the founders even have gas, how could they forsee gaslighting as a governing philosophy.
04.11.2025 13:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stephen A called it when he left to go play solitaire
04.11.2025 04:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CPAC radicalizing young conservative men into homosexuality.
04.11.2025 03:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The coveted Damien endorsement.
04.11.2025 03:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The accuracy at that level of punishment, impresionante.
03.11.2025 15:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It started with the first sentence, something like: "it's been five years since we've spoken to Donald Trump, blah blah blah"
forget to mention that was when he threw a fit and ran out like a petulant todller
In a musty old hall on Bluesky they prayed
03.11.2025 12:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mike Johnson be like WTF he's stealing my schtick
03.11.2025 01:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0drool-proof coating
02.11.2025 23:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Melania: yeah he never attends oral.
02.11.2025 23:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dog is thinking he's back.
02.11.2025 23:09 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The future of the party is word salad.
02.11.2025 19:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The one thing we don't talk about on Signal or gmail.
02.11.2025 15:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It sounded good in his head.
02.11.2025 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just got an ORANGE ALERT text on my phone
02.11.2025 14:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Breaking: Belichick select by actual Committee of Sickos
02.11.2025 13:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nicki's cousin's balls -> US invasion of Nigeria pipeline
02.11.2025 13:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry for your loss bro but thanks for the tremendous content
02.11.2025 13:39 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0anxiety in the heartland, it never ends. Go get yersevles some chili dogs at the Tastee Freeze and chill.
02.11.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is the source of all evil, college football edition.
02.11.2025 12:41 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought Rojas was gonna puke for a second
02.11.2025 03:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a CDO, a junk bond, and a data center walk into a bar
02.11.2025 02:58 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0that's a bangor.
01.11.2025 23:50 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Moment of genuine worry crosses Greg's face as he wonders if he remembered to log out of Grindr on the home PC he shares with his family.
01.11.2025 18:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let fly with the fucks. We're beyond polite asterisks.
01.11.2025 17:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A friend of mine found a Dutch cyclist passed out by the side of the road in Arizona, they had one little water bottle with them and thought they could cross the desert with just that.
01.11.2025 14:41 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Excuse me but my husband, who changes his name more often than is underwear, is staying with me until death do us part.
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