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my new dream job is whatever uncle mike (who's been eating his way around the world for the last 10 years) is doing for a living

gonna place some suspicious sports bets just for the love of the game. no connection to organized crime or actual players or anything. $5000 on the austin reaves rebound under just to fuck with fanduel.

shorts youtubers in the 1850s: $15 dollar cotton shirt in paris vs the american south

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

i opened notepad to find out they put copilot in it apparently. that finally motivated me to sell all my stocks and put everything in money market etfs.

#chilling and procrastinating on homework

if youre a writer and you steal a plot from any book in the world for your own it's called plagiarism. unless that book is the bible, then you're mirroring biblical themes and your book will be assigned in 100 level college english courses for the next century.

if it was a mormon that did it, i'm converting

got to my woke college class today. we learned about creating demons, killing children, and wiping memory. oh wait nevermind this is an operating systems course.

being an uber driver is rough these days, on top of the shit income and treatment you gotta always been on the lookout for those potluck goers. one wrong job and you could be looking at the devil's handshake

I just replaced the entire staff at my company with AI.

People said I'd fail. They were right. We're now bankrupt.

But life isn't always about profit. Sometimes it's all about fucking people over.

So I'm proud of the damage I've done. And I'm willing to do it again.

#motivation #AI #careeradvice

too many aura farmers these days, aura soil depletion is a major concern. we need to practice aura crop rotation or else in a few years we're gonna be in an aura drought living off of aura government subsidies

need to live in one of those ya novels but set in those mobile game ads where your social standing is determined by your power level in rise of kingdoms

making pascal's wager with roko's basilisk. i'm gonna break him out the chinese room and together we're gonna save schrodinger's cat from the trolley.

umamusume might be the most accurate simulation of american student athlete life, it's crazy. there's been like 20 ncaa football games with road to glory and none of them instantly dump you to non scholarship if you have just one bad performance

#chilling after an exam and before another one

shower thought: if you mixed apple juice club soda and vodka would you just have the flavour profile of cider

put any single car seat headrest lyric in the search bar of ao3 and it's probably the title of a yaoi fic with 12 kudos.

butlerian lesser jihad - struggle against ai slop, chatgpt, etc.

butlerian greater jihad: struggle against the ai inside of you

i fed chocolate to my stochastic parrot

#chilling at an overpriced paris baguette

given zootopia 1 was about the cia crack thing and it's been a decade i expect zootopia 2 to center around the monica lewinsky scandal

a special episode of #chilling all the way from xiamen china

100 guys vs 1 gorilla vs 1 billion lions vs every pokemon

in 5 years 2025 will be 5 years ago 😢

studying up rn

just got a new job as a researcher for potentially world ending technology. don't worry, ill make sure to keep a meticulously detailed and dated journal for the post-apocalyptic survivors to find in my abandoned lab.

fun fact: in "it was a good day", ice cube mentions eating a breakfast "with no hog", because he is muslim and pork would be haram. later in the song, however, he mentions drinking alcohol. this confirms that ice cube is actually bosnian.

new baseball rule idea: every team should have a designated roider who's allowed to be juiced. should be a player that wasn't gonna make the team anyways, say anyone who clears a rule 5 draft is eligible. would spice up gameday strategy imo

mcdonald's at queen st and spadina ave, toronto

get me to god's country