Pochyemu

But what if they don’t have usb-c chargers on literally every street corner!

Matt was running around panicking about chargers and adapters like he was going on an 18th century voyage and I was like WE ARE GOING TO MIDTOWN MANHATTAN IT’S FINE. You can take the man out of the British empire…

Oh that’s much better, except for the stress of making everything fit. I’m doing the “we drive to the airport tomorrow afternoon and I’m not sure where all the suitcases are” stage 😭😭😭😭

Saaaaame

fuck this reminded me I need to do my car insurance renewal!!

Pal, he slid down to the floor like he was playing the elevator game. It is 1000% hilarious.

We gotta stop using metaphors with the menfolk, they simply do not have the range

I’m everrryyywwwhheerrreee 😈

(Hello!)

Winner winner!

Parents need to get better at teaching their kids that swear words aren’t actually bad, they’re just only appropriate in certain contexts. This little girl at the grocery store just held up a bag of cauliflower rice and said “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS” and she deserves a fucking Oscar

Wouldn't like to be in their choux

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

😭😭

When I moved to Estonia at 18 from America, I was confronted with a blue cheese, corn and peach slice pizza. It was a defining moment in my life but not in, like, a good way.

See also bananas on pizza

a northern european woman will eat this, work 4hrs at the Langfaart Logistik shipping container company, repeat, work 4 more hours, then eat something called "pasta mexikansk" and live to be 112

imagine living in a city where people are genuinely stoked to see the mayor

I’m a non ChatGPT emdash and Oxford comma user—we exist, we matter, and you cannot erase us.

I love our generation tbh

The court sketch of Diddy reacting to his verdict belongs in a museum

Literally came here to say this

This chap in our neighbourhood seems familiar somehow…

For those with a hangover from yesterday's Hannan Day celebrations.

Good Morning.

I don't know who needs to hear this (Ted Cruz) but "Israel" in the Torah refers to a group of people and not the current nation State.

Happy "Explaining To Americans We Don't Have Aircon" Day to all in the UK.

Local, middle-aged woman outside the Europa Hotel in Belfast just now: "It's called 28 Years Later but I don't know what it's about - is it the Good Friday Agreement?

okay and here is my ‘sounds like a shitpost but it’s genuine’ UK heatwave tip: if there is a Saxon or Norman church near you, and it’s open, go sit in it. not gothic, they have too many windows, get you some thick stone walls with some high up tiny windows. they stay cold. and you can just sit there

What if we kissed under the maga tank

To be clear, it's horrifying that children are having to make plans to protect their friends. But I'm at least glad to know my nephew is showing the same level of respect to government as he does to any other adults in his life. Gen Alpha's whole thing is going to be "we were always ungovernable"

There are a couple of kids in my nephews's class who weren't born in the US, and the class has decided (w/o teacher input) that if ICE shows up in they're all going to pretend not to speak English. 10yos reinventing "I am Spartacus" because they don't want their friends to get disappeared.