JA

I’m going to start asking people if they ever tried rerouting power to auxiliary systems when they are crashing out.

Episode 4 of Marvel Zombies was saur gewd

You’re one of the inspirations to this vision 💪🏽

Yeah, but still looking. This will happen in the next year or so. Not going to jump too fast at the first thing I see. It’s got to be just right.

Eventually, I’ll have invite all the neighborly homobros to a gym sesh and BBQ 🏋️‍♂️🏋🏽🏋🏽‍♂️

Hell yeah. Big life goal. After owning two condos, renovating them, and selling them, it’s time to take the leap and stay put.

As soon as I buy this house, I’m going to install an amazing home gym. I can already picture it in my mind. It’s summer time, garage door open, music blasting Carly Rae Jepsen or Hoobastank, and me just sweating 🥵 💪🏽

I need someone to punch me in the face because I can’t stop putting an “o” where there is suppose to be an “a” in the word Halloween.

Happy Anniversary!

LMAOOOOOOO

Wellness.

Is it cringe or essential?

Don’t need help in that department 🥴

Pull this, pull that, but I’m still waiting on you to pull on my…

Yes but more bird like

Oooohhhhhhhhh 🐧

Going to a costume birthday party this weekend and the theme is “Bird”. The amount of ideas I have are insane. I’m trying to match energies with these creative types. Right now, I’m thinking of going as Khonshu, but slutty 🤷🏽‍♂️?

Zangief energy here 💪🏽

Lmao

Art

Totally agree. The best conversations happened around a group of people huddled outside smoking a cigarette.

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Yassss

Missed you buddy and thanks :)

Such a nasty habit to have started

Back in the day, I smoked cigarettes, drank all night, ate anything, and stayed out till sunrise without blinking. Now, I’m exhausted if I miss 7 hours of sleep, hate the smell of cigarettes, rarely drink, and for lunch today I’m eating low-fat cottage cheese and pineapple.

What happened to me 😭?

💀

I love being a Chicagoan ✶✶✶✶
Lmaooo!

I can’t believe my boss is expecting me to work today. Like, come on. I did this last week for you guys and Texas is invading my state.

JAIL

Did you wash your hands?

Good boys!

IG screenshot of a conversation with someone who thinks I’m boring

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