Which is worse though? Brain worms guy or the guy who tracks his 20-year-old son’s nightly erection frequency?
05.03.2026 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Which is worse though? Brain worms guy or the guy who tracks his 20-year-old son’s nightly erection frequency?
05.03.2026 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Us
05.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’m sure I’ll jinx myself saying this, but I haven’t gotten sick in a really long time. I want to believe I’ve boosted my immunity from all the working out.
05.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
*respectfully
Lol
The two guys sitting in the steam room with me earlier felt like they were competing with each other for the most coughs.
05.03.2026 01:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Every single person I’ve met from Bloosky has been a disaster.
So, as long as you’re consistent with this trend, I don’t see why not.
Aren’t you 40?
05.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0The beach!? Let’s get a hold of ourselves. At best, this is patio weather.
05.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good!
05.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👀
05.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pro tip: avoid the Middle East
05.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@gentlegrngiant.bsky.social’s home
05.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes sirrr. My nipple tassels can finally enjoy some sun.
05.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well now I’m envious
05.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s been a bleak winter. Let me have this!
05.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The ones were all the sluts live on
05.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’m calling off!
05.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Weather in Chicago
I’m going to be a complete menace in these streets.
05.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 327 🔁 14 💬 20 📌 1Hey, is it true the skin of your weenus feels exactly like the skin on your scrotum?
05.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nahh. I’m doing straight leg deadlifts. Plenty of other methods.
04.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Legs F*cking Go!
04.03.2026 17:09 — 👍 92 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Highly recommended lol
04.03.2026 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This show is so unhinged, and I love how normal it makes me feel in the world. I can’t wait for more episodes.
04.03.2026 05:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Neighbors on HBO
Anyone watching Neighbors on HBO?
Lmao! 💀
JESUS H-eavy CHRIST! Beast!
04.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
03.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 13734 🔁 2343 💬 2 📌 1That’s very true
03.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0True. Plus, I was worried about staying within the ovals with my pencil, and if I went outside the line too much, I thought the machine would incorrectly grade me.
03.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I won. Walgreens submitted the claim incorrectly and told me twice it was done right. I had my secondary insurance call to verify their ineptitude.
It went like this:
🕵🏼♂️$2,152 total owed → 📞 Walgreens → ⌨️ 2nd insurance → ⌨️ 1st insurance → 📞 Walgreens → 📞 2nd insurance → ☎️ Walgreens → $0 💸
Mechanical pencils have ruined them
03.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0