king

Him: I’m on PrEP.

Me:

I knew they were going to put Connor Storie in something that showed off his cakes.

Terrible sketch but love the panties. 🤭
#SNL #Saturdaynightlive #ConnorStorrie #HeatedRivalry

I don’t have a physical type (aside from nice ass, lips and calves)

but I just want a man who is:

- an avid reader
- intellectually curious
- hyper-fixated on some niche hobby
- a good communicator
- going to therapy/working on himself
- DTF on balconies while on vacation 😮‍💨

And every so often he slides in your DMs to let you know, despite all the attention he gets on a regular, he remembers when little ol you tore that ass up. 😏

Not that it’s happened that often but there’s nothing quite like flirting with a popular social media gay, with a huge following, that’s way out of your league. And one day, he just decides to flirt back. Next thing you know, you go over to his place and give him some of the best dick of his life.

Watching the #AmericasNextTopModel (#ANTM) documentary, #RealityCheck, and all I can think about is how #JayManuel’s pussy must taste and feel.

I just know it’s velvety.

One bout of dry heaving later, I realized I’m severely dehydrated and haven't eaten once. I’m officially taking applications for a partner whose job is to tell me to sit down and eat a sandwich.

Note to self: You cannot run on vibes and ambition alone. I almost made it to a late night movie after a brutal day of work and a 2-hour workout, but my stomach had other plans.

Another day, another failed attempt to find a fellow top, I’m attracted to, to play with; so when bottoms ask me if I “got any friends,” I’m prepared and can have a successful threesome… where all parties are heavily involved and enjoying themselves. 😮‍💨

POV: You’re 4 months deep into the transformation, it’s freezing outside, and the 'solo gym grind' fatigue is real. Just gathering my thoughts before I crush today’s session.

No one is forcing you to live any way you don’t want to, but holding onto hatred is counterproductive to your own relationship goals.

Others being 'ran through' or non-monogamous or doing sex work isn't why you can't find a partner.

Instead of shaming people for being empowered and transparent, realize that their honesty actually makes it easier for you to find someone who aligns with your specific values.

A lot of the judgment surrounding sexual agency and open dynamics is rooted in insecurity. There’s a specific kind of resentment from queers who follow heteronormative 'rules' and feel cheated when they see others finding successful relationships outside those boundaries.

Fit, masculine men who turn into insatiable, panty-wearing obedient subs/sluts in the bedroom deserve the world. 😮‍💨

😈

Soon-to-be snowed in dick. 😮‍💨

I need a good cuddle, today.

This snow about to have me in my feels… I can already tell. 😮‍💨

Quieres venir a mi habitación de hotel, no?

Turns out, if you train in the gym for 6 days a week, your friends will notice the change in your body.

Hopefully I can be consistent, so I can be sickening this summer.

“So what are you into?”

I’m tired of answering this question weekly — sometimes multiple times a week — only to not link with the person (for whatever reason) who asks the question.

Straight boy gym crush came up to me & asked, "boss what you listening to?"

I replied, "Earth, Wind & Fire.

He replied, "word? That's so dope. You're an old school brotha. I like that.” & winks & smiles.

Sir, I will bend you over this leg press machine and f*ck you mercilessly. Get away from me!

I want a friend to frot with. 🥵🥵🥵

Finally linked with OOMF.

Got deep inside that pussy. All I can say is *chef’s kiss*

Thank you! 🙏🏾

Where can I get some tiny nipple suckers? I keep buying the big ones. 😅🥴

There needs to be a word for the feeling you get when someone who once visited your city, tried to hook up with you, from an app but failed, now lives a great life you observe on social media… & occasionally blesses you with tantalizing nudes, yet has no intention of ever returning.

When you finally convince your (fellow top) crush to come over for some frotting and kissing.

Although I have to wait for one more week.

Gooning out on the new rug. 😅🤤😈

Beautiful

Friday the 13th dick.