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got called insane for saying there are cinematic parallels between Die Hard and Jingle All The Way but in this essay I will-

I love winter because u can always complain & everyone agrees w u. “It’s so cold!”, “I miss summer”, “the sun sets so early”, “I wanna go home” 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Luigi’s Body (2024)

my mans took me to build a bear 🥹

Making my award winning soup for dinner w the guy I’m dating’s friends that I’m meeting for the first time!! Very domestic, very polite, very hunter gatherer

Americans are just taught that we’re the best country in the world and the leaders of human rights so protesting the government is anti-American and also anti-democracy so the govt feels justified in shutting it down

French schools put a lot of focus on teaching French identity, culture, & history including an emphasis on the motto of the French Republic which is “Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity”. Democracy and human rights are literally core values so protesting to uphold them is considered noble

Protest is considered fundamental to the French identity so the government accepts it as a fact of life. The American government expects citizens to fall in line and will literally kill them if they try to threaten the status quo 😭

feeling like a boomer bc i just ordered an address book cuz im tired of forgetting where people live & their call box codes & their birthdays

exercise is the greatest act of self love tbh like I want this body im in to be healthy forever!

I know nothing about sports so don’t jump me but realizing we recruit foreigners in the NBA was so crazy to me. Like wdym u got a pair of GERMAN brothers dunking on black Americans at Madison Square Garden 😭 I almost turned off the tv!

a close up of a cartoon bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling . ALT: a close up of a cartoon bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling .

guy I’m dating doesn’t have Bluesky so I can tweet ab him freely but he’s so amazing, I’m so happy, and lowkey think I’m in love hehe

same but I love it here

mariah the scientist was actually so real when she asked “daddy, am I your baby? 🥺🥺”

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My parents’ dog refusing to eat his food unless there’s brown stew chicken gravy on top is sending me bad msksksms who do these animals think they are 😭

in a shocking twist of events, my baby brother just asked when I’m making him an uncle. I expect this kind of grilling from my parents! et tu, brute??

I hated smile 2 cuz I hate watching women be gaslit!

this guy I’m dating asked me what sopranos character he is and I said Bobby Bacala and things haven’t been the same since 💀

high as fuck cooking dinner & listening to silk sonic. never kill urself

good Jamaican women 🤝🏽

Happy Friday sailors

Yall im finally being loved mexicanly

It’s cold and raining! Finally November is Novembering 😌

November airport selfies from Hong Kong, Dubai, and Rome 🫰🏽

Fatphobia on Twitter is actually sooo bad now like I see people body checking in response to the most innocent tweets

There HAS to be something in Project 2025 that would make Zeus TV & all its copycats illegal

“Wahgwan” is the perfect greeting

“You need to get chipotle”

I love overhearing women crashing out on the phone. Like yes tell that nigga to eat a dick and die!!! Get him again!!!