professor oomf

Happy birthday!

I forgot how fucking insane and hilarious Old World Blues is

muting the word ‘boyfriend’ in preparation for tomorrow

My screen: “per the syllabus, I don’t accept late submissions for minor assignments”

My headphones: “Bitch I’m getting money I ain’t ran out, my bitches shaking ass with they hand out”

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Something about writing emails to students while JT is blasting in my ears reminds me that I contain multitudes

lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous

Been sick and bedridden for the last few days so fuck it I’m finally gonna watch the iCarly reboot

Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl performance with a billboard behind him saying:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”

The ai portraits are ugly not only are you amoral but you’re corny af bro

Conker’s Bad Fur Day was insane in retrospect

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Third Taco Bell trip of the week

Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave

Rihanna saying “uh oh…boner alert” is stuck in my head

Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album:

“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”

“When one of us shines, all of us shine”

-Moira Rose

RIP Catherine O’Hara, you beautiful and wonderful woman 🩵

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

dick poking out the denim is kind of a look ngl

every bar and grill should serve crab rangoon

Queer art:

Not beefcake hunter making an AI intro bitch what 😭😭

What is happening in Minnesota should terrify you.

And I mean terrify you to the bone.

The federal government is actively lying about things we can see with our own eyes. They are murdering people in the street, blatantly lying about it, and blocking the state from investigating.

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

An edit of Joey Wheeler from the Yu-Gi-Oh! GBA games using The Death Generator to say "Yous nonbiney? Dat's cool."

Time to delete TikTok if you haven’t! They’re asking specifically for immigrant status and transgender or nonbinary status, which should make people nervous about where we are heading

Switched to the Game Changers audiobook and listen I’m a certified slut but something about hearing the smut in my ear makes me feel very embarrassed

post-megalopolis viewing, my only takeaway is that if francis ford coppola can waste 190 million dollars making an incoherent vapid dumpster fire of a movie and still maintain that it’s good, there is no reason for me to ever feel bad about my own writing