Topic, Bloblobber’s #1 Hater

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Do I speak Spanish?

Very little

Am I going to catch the biggest vibe with my Hispanics during the halftime show?

Fuck yeah

but like, it’s ugly

but it’s ugly

Saw a cybertruck on campus, day immediately ruined

Rough news coming out today + an update on Big Dapple

BrookLAN was the venue that we called home for many of our Splatoon events over the years. We are very grateful to have been able to work alongside their team to have us host Splatoon events there. They will be missed dearly.

YouTube video by Hammy In The Wall How do Splatoon Players Think They'll Perform @ RIPTIDE 2025

It's been a week since #Riptide2025, so why don't we take a look back? I asked a TON of #compsplatoon teams and players how they would perform, and I swear everybody who said they would get first place truly believed it, pinky promise :)

youtu.be/HZ97mToB4Kk

To anyone that knows me, I'm letting you know you won't be hearing from me for about a week once this game releases

Just walked back into the house and man……realizing that the LAN is over hit me like a fucking truck

I also managed to get 34/37 artist trading cards, definitely more than I thought I got

Since it’s Monday and Riptide is OFFICIALLY over, I can say: goddamn this was definitely a fucking fantastic weekend. I met hella cool people and got to saw people I talked with online in person Definitely planning on playing (and commentating) again next year

It ain't alpha vs bravo it's everyone vs piko's spec cam

no :)

YES

Pickle

great minds think alike

I finally defeated my worst enemy: them fuckass pancakes

I still mean it when I said I hated your blob

We’re out at silver bracket, can’t be too upset tbh 🤷‍♂️

Went to a pancake house, and a waitress took photos of us, and she asked me to smile.

There's nothing to smile about in my life, dawg. 😭

I can’t wait to fall asleep midset due to this goddamn french toast

Apparently people like my yapping, not sure what to do with this information

This is the man that won FTIU while hiding in a college bathroom @tonwarriorspl.bsky.social

Sota incredibly holds onto the tower in a 1v4 to break the checkpoint. We have no idea how this happened.

SplatoonTourney - Twitch Riptide 2025 Side Stream Day 1 - Pools All Day!

Hi, I’m commentating with @yokopoke.bsky.social at riptide, come watch please and thank you :)

www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

oh wow, I’m commentating Riptide, I’m shooketh

Can’t believe I’m stuck in Ohio for the next four days

I can vouch, he’s div 2

oriole

nah