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30.09.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@topicaltoo.bsky.social
Splatoon commentator and Xenoblade addict
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30.09.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do I speak Spanish?
Very little
Am I going to catch the biggest vibe with my Hispanics during the halftime show?
Fuck yeah
but like, it’s ugly
23.09.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0but it’s ugly
23.09.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Saw a cybertruck on campus, day immediately ruined
22.09.2025 16:34 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1Rough news coming out today + an update on Big Dapple
BrookLAN was the venue that we called home for many of our Splatoon events over the years. We are very grateful to have been able to work alongside their team to have us host Splatoon events there. They will be missed dearly.
It's been a week since #Riptide2025, so why don't we take a look back? I asked a TON of #compsplatoon teams and players how they would perform, and I swear everybody who said they would get first place truly believed it, pinky promise :)
youtu.be/HZ97mToB4Kk
To anyone that knows me, I'm letting you know you won't be hearing from me for about a week once this game releases
12.09.2025 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just walked back into the house and man……realizing that the LAN is over hit me like a fucking truck
08.09.2025 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I also managed to get 34/37 artist trading cards, definitely more than I thought I got
08.09.2025 04:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Since it’s Monday and Riptide is OFFICIALLY over, I can say: goddamn this was definitely a fucking fantastic weekend. I met hella cool people and got to saw people I talked with online in person Definitely planning on playing (and commentating) again next year
08.09.2025 04:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It ain't alpha vs bravo it's everyone vs piko's spec cam
07.09.2025 19:07 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0no :)
07.09.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES
07.09.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pickle
07.09.2025 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0great minds think alike
07.09.2025 13:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I finally defeated my worst enemy: them fuckass pancakes
07.09.2025 13:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I still mean it when I said I hated your blob
07.09.2025 04:29 — 👍 40 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0We’re out at silver bracket, can’t be too upset tbh 🤷♂️
07.09.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went to a pancake house, and a waitress took photos of us, and she asked me to smile.
There's nothing to smile about in my life, dawg. 😭
I can’t wait to fall asleep midset due to this goddamn french toast
06.09.2025 12:51 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Apparently people like my yapping, not sure what to do with this information
06.09.2025 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the man that won FTIU while hiding in a college bathroom @tonwarriorspl.bsky.social
05.09.2025 22:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sota incredibly holds onto the tower in a 1v4 to break the checkpoint. We have no idea how this happened.
05.09.2025 17:02 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Hi, I’m commentating with @yokopoke.bsky.social at riptide, come watch please and thank you :)
www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...
oh wow, I’m commentating Riptide, I’m shooketh
04.09.2025 18:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t believe I’m stuck in Ohio for the next four days
04.09.2025 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can vouch, he’s div 2
31.07.2025 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oriole
29.07.2025 02:27 — 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0nah
27.07.2025 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0