Topic @ Don’t Flounder at the Function

Please explain how this very hateful message can be explains in a ‘wide number of things’

I cannot believe what happened. I thought the splatoon community was accepting but I guess wrong

And I came from someone who I thought was a friend
@strings.inkling.social

This kind of discrimination is unacceptable and should be met with the appropriate punishment of life in Utah

Big things happening on SplatoonTourney2 this week.

Our community members will be streaming Monday - Thursday on ST2!

We will push to affiliate so we can bring you the best barnicles during LUTI season. Tune in and show your support!

I got a fuckin vodka and lemonade mix, shit was fire

Dad ordered me an old fashioned as my first drink, I’d give it a 7.5/10

I turned 21 today

I may old I at least I can finally check into a hotel room by myself

o7 my first comp team, was a hell of a ride

ID: a grey and pink postcard with the Anarchy NoVA logos and a cherry blossom motif. It reads: “Anarchy NoVA 3, LAN Championship Showdown Qualifier. The Outer Limits, Ashburn VA. March 28th @ 12:00 PM. Competitor: $35 Spectator $25. End ID.

🌸🍤 Spring into 2026 with Anarchy NoVA 3, the premier DMV Splatoon LAN! 🍤🌸
The winners will be our first-ever representatives in the LAN Championship Showdown!

📌WHERE: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA)
📌WHEN: 3/28 @ 12 PM
📌REGISTER NOW: start.gg/anova (12 team cap!)
📌DISCORD: discord.gg/dVjTHm7fFm

niggas….

hey do any splatoon artists have comms open? I have a really dumb idea for an art piece and I must see it through to completion

Here is the list and schedule of our commentators for Don't Flounder at the Function #1! 🐟

Make sure you check them all out tomorrow at 1pm EST on twitch.tv/splatoontour...!

#compsplatoon

oh hey that’s me

One more thing:

@rockit1.bsky.social fuck you rockit :)

Oh of course I have a few 2026 goals:

- Lock in and reach midlevel (possibly +3)
- Go to at least 7-8 LANs this year (Including Riptide & GOML)
- Comm bracket and/or finals at a LAN
- Do at least 2-3 comm blocks a month (around 30-35ish for the year)

That's it from me, see y'all next year 👋

2025 was a pretty good year for me. This year I:

- Went to LANs for the first time (6 this year)
- Got my associates degree
- Became more consistent with commentary through the year
- Went to Japan
- Genuinely enjoyed playing the game again and meeting others

Overall, not bad

Just to add on with a little prediction:

Something like this is gonna happen again, guaranteed. The community loves a punching bag and the slightest reason to pounce

I would like to be wrong but history does tend to rhyme a lot

Gem was a teammate of mine for 2 1/2 - 3 years on WBG

When I first saw the allegations, I was skeptical since its always innocent until proven guilty; no matter what

Staying silent during an active court case is always the best course of action

Always wait for both sides to speak

That's it.

Congratulations to the winners of Raise 4 RAICES: RAICES Texas, who we raised $4340 for!

🏆 See you tomorrow 🏆
🥈 Into the Soup
🥉 No Good Ideas

Thanks for supporting R4R You all helped us WAY exceed expectations, raising over 8 times what we initially thought we would fundraise.

#compsplatoon

‘Silence, Frontline’ finish our @raise4raices.bsky.social run in beta bracket! Ggs to everyone we played today

@jakegroot0.bsky.social
@patjortom.bsky.social
@koner.sunsetsurge.ink (our savior at the 11th hour)

Special thanks to @megsi.sunsetsurge.ink for being with us in spirit

🏆 WE ARE BACK for the 2026 LAN Championships!

🎮 Our Qualifier: Big Dapple 10
📆 April 11
Win Big Dapple 10 to represent the Tri-State!

📝 Event Registration Updates Below ⬇️

They opened a Raising Canes near where I live and it’s packed.

I don’t get it. Shit’s bland as fuck and their like… 10 other much better fried chicken options in the city.

People like bland chicken I guess 🤷‍♂️

I did say a team pic would come later…. just not how much ‘later’ is

We got Top 8 at Big Dapple and I got a kill on Zero

We’re so fucking back, team photo coming later

We’re so back

ID: Six icon examples. From top left to bottom right: A silly cyan and orange robot winking a the camera and giving two peace signs. A light pink and dark brown anthropomorphic dog, smiling.. A determined green Kobold with orange eyes and a brown fluffy coat. A forgetful cream and brown dog, bleping at the camera apologetically. A confident tan inkling with pink hair and a backwards baseball cap. And a dark brown and white cat with red horns, daydreaming about chicken nuggets. End ID.

ID: A pink-and-green Splatoon team banner set on Marlin Airport. A green propeller airplane whizzes by in the background. From left to right: An octoling with long curly tentacles, a sea shell flower crown, and a heavy edit splatling. An octoling with a green pompadour, a bandanna around their face, and a sloshing machine. An inkling with short pink hair, glasses and Tetra dualies looking worriedly at the airplane. And an octoling with green curly tentacles and a range blaster, panicking as their hat flies away in the wind. End ID.

Could use the money, so I'm opening up commissions. This doesn't happen often, so get em while they're hot.
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[RTs Appreciated]

CLEARLY, Dark’s the one taking the photo

Also thanks to everyone that signed my postcard

ANoVA was a fun time, didn’t place as well as I works liked but eh, can’t be that upset 🤷‍♂️

Anyways…. Onward to Big Dapple 🍎

He lost $20