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Babe, you ok? You've barely touched your boy kibble.

"Hmph. I guess I will take my money and my comically obese cats someplace else!" Text from an apartment listing: * $40 Monthly Pet Rent * $250 Fee * 300 lb Weight Limit * 2 Pet Limit Posted: 5:07 PM - Feb 3, 2021

Best part of this was posting exactly one year before I got my two delightfully round girls

Speaking of the New York Times…

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Engagement weirdos are posting my stuff on youtube now and I'm sad to say that even fewer people understand jokes over there. www.youtube.com/shorts/-SoxY...

The Trump Administration is Testing Conversion Therapy By Medically Experimenting on Trans People in Prisons The Bureau of Prisons is subjecting trans people to conversion therapy and denying them care with the goal of helping them "recover." It's trying to prove dangerous conversion practices can work.

Under a new policy released Thursday, the Trump Administration will test conversion therapy on trans people in prisons. It explicitly states that it aims to help trans people “recover,” all the while forcibly detransitioning them both medically and socially.

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PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

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Bamps doing the ⚠️ Trade Offer ⚠️ meme. I get: Food You get: To give me food

rise and grind let's make some deals

The Norman Rockwell painting meme of that guy standing up like "oooh, look at me, I have 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴; blah blah blah"

I have sciatica, so I have to periodically stand up to stretch my muscles. It's not always an expression of my personal beliefs.

Bampy (gray and white British Shorthair) sits in the space between the upper cabinets above the fridge and the ceiling.

The good decisions maker has logged on

congrats to germans I guess. you had a bad run

in the future everyone is going to affect an accent like mine as the easiest way to establish a character as pure evil and I can't say I love that

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

“The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Bampy (gray and white British Shorthair) sits in the space between the upper cabinets above the fridge and the ceiling.

The good decisions maker has logged on

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

Breaking: Trans inmate's lawyers claim "egregious retaliation" in violation of court order Trans woman involved in a lawsuit challenging anti-trans policies says federal prison official told her on Feb. 22: “I don’t give a fuck what that judge says, I do what I want.”

Grace Pinson, a trans woman in prison told a federal court, “I think that it is important for the Court to know what is happening here,“ in alleging a horrifying pattern of abuse that her lawyers call “flagrant violations” by the Trump administration of a federal court order against retaliation.

Thinking about getting really into pig iron.

I had to hide the toaster to stop them from putting beans in it

Pishi is planted next to me, hyperfocused and loud breathing as she watches me eat... peas and carrots. What kind of cat is this

Everyone in the country feels like they're being actively pillaged

Dems: "What if we ran Gordon Gekko?"

lol Yggy crying

I just always assumed no one would one know what I'm talking about

Like it or not, Newsom is the favorite to win the 2016 nomination.

Whenever I toss an ice cube for Pishi she acts like Al Horford near a rebound, but she loves it.