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Pishi is having her twice yearly meltdown because daylight savings happened and that means there are no more rules about when feeding time is. I bet if she just yells a little bit louder in my ear then I will get up and feed her.

If you go to Hooters every day and you're not an air force recruiter they actually call the police

r/nba • 5m ago IHateAdamSilver Going to Hooters with the boys on an NBA Sunday is way better than going on romantic dates with your wife There's way less drama at Hooters compared to fancy restaurants. Also, the food is way better at Hooters and much less expensive. Why do people always think I'm an idiot because I go to Hooters every night?

Kirk Van Houten proudly introducing Homer to his race car bed.

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That's what I'm trying to figure out. My entire face was $100k and that included a cartilage graft for the same thing.

happy international women's day

I'm trying to figure out how this is even possible. Did you get a titanium septum

It's a little better than 1 story-wise but then adds a bunch of quality of life improvements. Plus Partitio.

very, very good

am I doing this right

My Recent Games list in Steam that doesn't have anything more recent than November 2025 (Final Fantasy Tactics Ivalice Chronicles, ofc)

This is like the least amount of time I have Gamed since I was nine

Lena 2028: It's Not My Job To Convince You

Your honor I move to suspend the rules and agree.

'She asked for a divorce. Then said goodbye to her breast implants.'

Family court guy demanding the implants in the split and winning

kamala predicted all of this, that’s why her plan for ICE was to ah look at the time, gotta go

If only more than a handful of people had predicted that this would be bad

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I really need people to stop making this argument. My work looks way better.

trump is taking political hits on iran is because he is now undermining his supporters' ability to win online arguments. you can just own them ruthlessly on the iran thing now for being dumdums. and this they cannot bear. they can tolerate any amount of murder and mayhem, but not being owned online

Their whole political movement is just a defensive pact against being called a sheltered little dumb-dumb in college.

Friendship: the original deepfake 😔

The better a pretzel place is, the earlier it will close. If you want dinner from a good pretzel place you better get there by 3 PM.

I like it.

No one even asked. She just sort of materialized the moment we started ruining the Middle East again.

Oh my GOD lmfao

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules

New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."

Can he at least swing the bat with both hands and make it look like he's trying

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Babe, you ok? You've barely touched your boy kibble.