Amber.

The big wig in church's son ran me over with a sled and broke my collar bone and he never said sorry

I fear .. I am dying. (Probably just a cold but holy fuck)

My mom had one from QVC when I was growing up. I always wanted her to give it to me but I guess she lost it 😭

We haven't gone yet. So scared 🫣

I wanna grow up to be as hot and cool as you

Honestly more like a sunburn but I also have very thick thighs. My biggest issue is I forget how much my thigh muscles move and react to any twist or bend the rest of my body but again just feels like a tight sunburn skin

So far better than my other thigh. Will see tomorrow because the right thigh had me feeling fluish the second day but I also almost passed out during the tattoo due to lack of food (my bad)

Tattoo of herbs drying on a vine. Mint, pine and eucalyptus

Left thigh done 🥰

Y'all. My shit ass work isn't taking enough out in federal taxes and now I owe almost $1000 that will surely be used for some hair-brained war instead of like food or something fucking normal.

Amber in a maroon dress, gold hair accessory. Richard in a paisley shirt, green tie and tan suit. Richard is kissing Amber's head

Amber coming down from her high AFTER completing her make up and hair so don't judge. Selfie of amber in maroonish dress, gold hair accessory and rose gold Nominal moon necklace

We're running late and just got word the major road to the venue is flooded so this is all we got

Chat I'm still mystified by the poopy book story. Like what is that boss gaining by arguing it's NOT covered in poop?!? You still got a book covered in SOMETHING that you need to replace....

I was contemplating DNFing a book and it automatically returned on Libby so that answers that

Thank you @lesbianashley.bsky.social for the charging cables. Now I can have a fully charged phone to dilly dally on and avoid work! ❤️❤️

Fauna is in my dream blunt rotation

I hate every dress I own, my knee still hurts and I don't know what I can even do with my hair. Why am I stressing for this wedding?!

A moth man ACEO drawing of moth man and some dragon stickers and a lovely hand written note thanking me for buying art

I won an ACEO bid and look what came?!

Hvuvibkgfgunvfjmmmvvdaadgg, you know?

My therapist pointed out parallels between my behavior with my partner and how my mom treats people and I don't fucking like it okay. Hurt my feelings 😭

I basically shot gunned that large coffee from Dunkin in the car. I wonder why my tummy hurts.....

Toyotas are top tier to be honest. Last forever.

I'm so traumatized by the girls who would wear knee braces every day in school that I'm making sure my dress is long enough to wear a brace to this wedding Friday

Y'all are just so nice and cool and are doing super nice and cool things and I'm just watching like 🥰🥰

My one was a chain smoke dentist who never wore gloves and the other was an alcoholic machinist who didn't believe women should go to college

I try to remember there are mediocre ass people in charge of big ass things fucking everything up and still being praised. You are doing amazing things and are so much better than them 💕

I'm not normally an egg girl but 😛😛😛😗😗 looks so good

Linus from Stardew Valley

I will not take questions

I went to high school with a girl that used to hiss at people who said hi to her. I think this would have been a great time to hiss like a cat just like her.

Picture of caramel popcorn turtle chips. Medium bag. Bag features cartoon turtle licking his lips and wearing 3D glasses

Richard doesn't get home for another hour. I'm so afraid there will be none of these left for them ...

"chatgpt what's my name, major and one fun fact about me?"

"I want to be around white people and benefit from social programs but also I don't care if other people are dying"