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@opeexcuseme.bsky.social

Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.

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Latest posts by opeexcuseme.bsky.social on Bluesky

I like to think I'm a rule breaker cause I don't follow rules if they don't make sense but things like this irk me. There are RULES for a REASON!!!!!!

31.10.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom's oncologist believes so heavily in pets that she wrote my parents' landlord demanding my mom have a cat with no pet charge.

30.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I die, can someone give my body to a polar bear to consume?

30.10.2025 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forgot sports were a thing and I thought you went fall leaf viewing instead of bird watching

30.10.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's missing half the pieces ๐Ÿ˜ญ

30.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm about to secure this bag (pick up a free Twilight puzzle from Facebook marketplace)

29.10.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fully support @lilsimsie.bsky.social stepping away from EA and The Sims after this bullhit they're pulling

23.10.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun surprise - they didn't label them!!!!! I found out when I bit it ๐Ÿ™ƒ

22.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Local Mexican restaurant now stuffs their churros with strawberry sauce. I'm allergic to strawberries ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ

22.10.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Women couldn't have their own credit card until the 1970s so I call my debt an act of feminism.

22.10.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Troll dolls in a circle on a desk. Two trolls and a banana goose hanging from clips on the board behind the desk.

Troll dolls in a circle on a desk. Two trolls and a banana goose hanging from clips on the board behind the desk.

We made a sacrifice

20.10.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chat I fear the unsoaked kidney beans is now a raw waffles situation

18.10.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did not know you have to soak kidney beans..... Sos. We are not doing well.

18.10.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A brown toad with a crying human baby face and a green frog with a sad human baby face.

A brown toad with a crying human baby face and a green frog with a sad human baby face.

@halfmoonjoe.com look it's frog and toad

18.10.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cincinnati chili - lots of beans, dark stew, beef all in a Dutch oven on a dirty stove

Cincinnati chili - lots of beans, dark stew, beef all in a Dutch oven on a dirty stove

18.10.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Despite having lived in Ohio my whole life I had Cincinnati chili for the first time last week and now I'm obsessed. Trying my hand at making it ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

18.10.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sun setting behind a mountain as seen through an all glass wall of a cabin in northern Finland

Sun setting behind a mountain as seen through an all glass wall of a cabin in northern Finland

Not to be one of THOSE people. But can I please go back to Finland?

17.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dream jelly for 90s/2000 toys/stores deep dives, Intelexual Media for Black Feminist views of American History and culture, Kathleen Illustrated for thrift store inspo, Call Me Kevin for silly gaming.

17.10.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ended up watching Contradictions vods and fall asleep.

17.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have low key given up trying to find a new job so I've had my first edible in 5 months. Please be warned.

16.10.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eurogyro. Get it. It's so good.

16.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot tell you how much better my life is not following celebrities on Instagram. My feed is filled with beautiful fatties and disabled people and REAL, unfiltered bodies and it's rewired my brain I swear.

15.10.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I totally get this and it may be niche but I felt this way about yoga until I found other people my size and bigger putting out yoga videos. Maybe you can find other people doing metal smithing that are different sizes. Also I want metal smithing videos!!!

15.10.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of TV with a scene from Mama Mia, messy coffee table and corner of laptop visible

Picture of TV with a scene from Mama Mia, messy coffee table and corner of laptop visible

I told my mom I hadn't seen Mama Mia since it came out and she dropped the DVD in my lap and said "please return it, it's my favorite" ๐Ÿคฃ

14.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had my phone brightness all the way down and all I saw was the hat and the ass moving. I thought it was a ghost

14.10.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My pointer finger with a Bugles witch hat cracker on it. A partial, blurry view of a black keyboard and a turkey sandwich in the background

My pointer finger with a Bugles witch hat cracker on it. A partial, blurry view of a black keyboard and a turkey sandwich in the background

You know I gotta do it to them

13.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See craft stores is the ONE place I'll forgive cause if you're making something you gotta get it early and start early. But still ...

12.10.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And they just run wild?! This flabbergasts me

11.10.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meee

11.10.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need someone who's actually experienced lake effect snow to tell me if Finland's winter is really that bad

10.10.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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