Exhausted American

Is it true you have a golden toilet?

Wait,what?

No words. I just can’t.

Absolutely went out and followed this man. US needs more of this.

True that.

And I really dislike those commercials.

Don’t boo …. VOTE!!! YES!!!

I am not sorry that this made me laugh.

This would not set well with me if I was married to either of them.

That said, I don’t see myself married to either of them.

Bitch

Saw them in Tulsa 1986 with the Tower of Power horn section supporting. Amazing.

I’m sorry (and I am sorry) but this is my senator and he has never worried about the children in our state. He doesn’t even own property in the state of Arkansas.

Bless her heart.

Worse. Arkansas.

I had to put my Hisser down a couple weeks back. Still miss that little turd everyday.

Take a walk on the wild side.

Minnesota is lucky to have this governor. Unfortunately I live in a “let them eat cake” state.

Hims such a good boy.

If you’re driving around in unmarked cars, wearing masks, and kidnapping people, you’re not one of the good guys.

I hate him.

There are certain neighborhoods in my town that have to have paint color approved due historical specifications. So what the actual f*ck?

There are certain neighborhoods in my town that have to have paint color approved due historical specifications. So what the actual f*ck?

Steve Martin would approve.

There are certain neighborhoods in my town that have to have paint color approved due historical specifications. So what the actual f*ck?

These people are just not serious.

Oh come on. Is nobody going to stop ANYTHING?

This one made me laugh out loud.