She has ONE edible and she charges into the living room to say "how can you bill a cod?" In a Dagoth Ur voice

more people need to read Cyclonopedia.

finished flat color commission for @jinxxedvexx.bsky.social !!

When you just woke up and some joker is pointing a flashlight directly into your face

OpenAI in Danger After Authors Suing It Gain Access to Its Internal Slack Messages Authors and publishers, who are suing OpenAI, secured access to internal Slack messages and emails discussing the deletion of pirated books.

“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion”
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

The name of this painting is "Uncle's Fantasy"

me eating a Kit

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

a little orange kitten wrapped up in tape and gauze so the vet can examine it

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

Demon flattening someone out and preparing to cut them into soba noodles Japanese hell scrolls -1855

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

Fuck Off. Have you been to the louvre. It's nuts. Maybe it's 3 PM and these people are just tired and need a moment to catch up on texts while they rest. Maybe they're looking at maps or translated information. This is stinky doodoo "makes ya think" shit.

Nay, it is on actual fire… drunk warlock. Its bad

Tavern is on fire…

Dunkin’ Donuts Unveils New Seasonal Rotting Jack-O’-Lantern Latte For End Of Fall

Dunkin’ Donuts Unveils New Seasonal Rotting Jack-O’-Lantern Latte For End Of Fall https://theonion.com/dunkin-donuts-unveils-new-seasonal-rotting-jack-o-lan-1830313440/

Woman plays clarinet during four-hour brain surgery Denise Bacon, 65, underwent deep brain stimulation (DBS) as Parkinson's Disease has affected her ability to walk, swim, dance and play her instrument.

this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

The most fucked up thing about this is they really *wanted* this to be AI chatbots, but the chatbots got all racist, fascist and encouraging self-harm so now they have to actually try to hire people to do this.

Which is what the AI tech boom has been trying to avoid this entire time.

Signalis:

Portrait drawing of Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows

Nadja my beloved

Steal his shoes?

Okay so what actually USEFUL things are you doing with AI that isn’t having it make slop or write things for you that YOU should do yourself?

Chigurh: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss

17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

I saw them give some to a raccoon and when it went to wash its treat is dispersed. Cruel things those faey

There is between 80 and 300 million sperm cells in a wad, and so each and every one of us are here because we won a race against incredible odds.

We are on a planet in the goldilocks zone, out of 400 billion stars and an incalculable number of planets.

Just to work and pay taxes.