Your Tighty Whities Wearing Brother

It's frustrating!

I refer you to the ancient principle of "takes one to know one"

Grown on you? Might need some kinda anti-fungal cream

Whoa! Boxer briefs, pretty snazzy!

You got a permit to buy those, bud? That's what I thought. New law, man, go grab yourself some proper tighty whities

I think I'm over it now 😅

Nerds with orthodontic braces or glasses get un-potty-trained for half-price. Nerds with both braces and glasses get it for free. It's compulsory, in fact.

Kinda suspect, in my more paranoid moments, that this guy somehow deduced I followed him for his tighty whities pics and destroyed them all just to spite me

Had a realization last night that the sheer number of descriptions of men's body hair might've contributed to the Yearling being one of my favorite books as a kid

Did he swipe these from his Daddy's underwear drawer?
#tightywhities
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I don't know anymore!

Call an exorcist

I think boxer briefs are kinda hot

You keep saying you don't need a babysitter, but who else is going to make you go to bed at the same time as your 7 year old brother?

Singlets are just onesies for jocks

You can't change my mind

Best way to spend BDF, revisiting my childhood and playing pokemon firered

ouu this thing is hefty

Such an extreme pantswetter, you need nothing less than the absolute thickest, most babyish diapers possible

You insist you've never even wet the bed, let alone had a daytime accident, but the doctor is adamant. That handsome nurse will be in shortly to show you how to put them on.

That's awful

I've tried them!

Staffords are great for office work.

It didn't take long for him to realize what had happened since he had last seen them at Christmas: every one of them was in boxers. He was their dorky cousin with his name in his tighty whities.

All the same, he spent the entire trip to his cousins' paranoid his waistband was showing over his sweatpants -- or even through them somehow!

Sure, he didn't really like the idea of rocking his name in his underwear, but it was lowkey kinda gross to think he might wear his cousin's underwear by mistake.

"Not so big." He whined as he saw Mom writing his name in block letters.

"I want to make it easy on your aunt," was her answer.

"Alright, kiddo, bring me your underwear drawer." it was almost time for his annual month at his cousins' and prep was underway. One essential preparation: labeling his briefs.

How am I supposed to follow more people when I already follow so many? 🤔

Fruit of the Loom white briefs hanging from the doorknob

Ohhh, you know what that means!

(It's Tighty Whities Tuesday and I'm working from home. Almost like it was planned 😅)

Something special about all your clothes coming from the men's department except for your boys XL tighty whities

Those tan lines

Super Bowl fans 🥂

I have my ways!