sir gripe 🌝

PLEASE do not bring up the constitution rn—that is a document written to outline the colonial project of the united states. empire must have a frontier to exist. i cannot stand liberal posturing in this moment.

like how do i explain that im crashing out becuz i cant live with my cat rn?!?!

dreamed i was eating lo mein last night

liberal coworker/tesc grad who brags about going to no kings march yet cannot reflect on blatant bias and micro-aggressions/ petty bitch behavior

the ex-military biker line cook who gleefully recounts executions by fire squad in 2024 is somehow mystified and deeply concerned by the anti-tesla actions

the minecraft movie reminds me of the broader trend of settler culture of cannibalism

i’m not a christian per say but i luv lauryn hill and bell hooks

there has literally never been a cunty gown on say yes to the dress

i h8 when strangers correct me on their pets gender?? like sorry i wasn’t looking at their genitals

no one ever talks about the burden of camel toe

also i need a void moment,, if i could go back in time id go to my dad when i was 14 yrs old and make him follow up on getting my wisdom teeth removed like tf is ur problem joseph

so basically like a month ago i had an idea for a tweet but decided not to tweet and drive and im just remembering,, not sure what i was gonna post but i remember wanting to post

i was just a kid eating fresh snow and icicles off the roof with no idea what pollution was

not to be dramatic but all my problems start and end with us empire

very satisfied that the lions lost. that one was for me

another thing diet culture tried to steal from us

i went to college to figure out what the fuck is wrong with yall and it’s the military industrial complex and that we are taught to contribute unconditionally, gratefully!!

almost none of the coffee shops i went to in michigan offered whole milk…why would you even buy 2%?? still ruminating on this,,

on the next season of queer eye they’re gonna add a primary care doctor

idc about “men’s mental health” 🙄 yall are suffering from patriarchy like everyone else and OFC u need special recognition,, like you want to end male loneliness? link up with ur bros to end us imperialism

and you post like an incel

it’s okay that you don’t know what jokes are, we all have our own abilities 😌

one day elon musk and i might cross paths

saving myself for the adjuster

my lil brother can play football but can’t pierce his ears

meek receptacle

thot crime

santa claus is the panopticon

propaganda is my dad telling me my first favorite song was by tim mcgraw when it was actually My Humps by the black eyed peas

i don’t need snapchat i need to stretch