Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror

“What’s it like to be the last Black president?” — Zach G, doing diplomacy like it’s open mic night.
Obama claps back with a Hangover Part III burn so lethal it needed Secret Service.
Watch the roast session-in-chief.

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“Tens of thousands of videos” – Pam — but no client list, says the FBI.

Ai generated image of baby Dan Crenshaw in the style of an official portrait against a professional backdrop and in front of an american flag, baby Dan looks at the camera wearing an eye patch and a professional black suit with lapel pin.

Ai generated image of baby Dan Crenshaw with a pastel map behind him as if he is on an episode of weekend Update with SNL. baby Dan looks at the camera wearing an eye patch and a professional black suit with lapel pin.

Ai generated image of baby Dan Crenshaw standing in a field wearing a white formal military uniform with many medals and pins. His arms are almost folded and he is wearing an eye patch.

Ai generated image of baby Dan Crenshaw standing behind a wooden desk with his hands on the surface and sternly looking straight ahead. He is wearing a dark suit jacker over a blue button down and has an eye patch.

Baby Dan Crenshaw just escalated sandbox tensions with Tucker over juice box diplomacy. 🎖️
Still blaming the “soft chew toy lobby” for his delayed nap.
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🎇 “Declaration Day” – Baby Founding Fathers Drop the Mic on Tyranny 👶📜
This Fourth of July, the revolution gets adorably unhinged.
Baby Jefferson leads the charge.
Baby Franklin smirks through thunder.
Baby Adams signs off in ink and attitude.
No pacifiers. Just liberty.

Ai generated image of Rep Massie as a baby standing in a field with his hands on his hips and a tucked in checkerboard pattern shirt. A slight smile is visible across his chubby face

Ai generated image of Rep Massie as a baby standing In a stone government building wearing a nametag in the pocket of his brown suit. He has a neutral or slight frown expression

Ai generated image of Rep Massie as a baby sitting behind his nametag at a seat in congress. He seems to be paying attention while playing with his beard

Ai generated image of Rep Massie as a baby. He is standing outside In what seems to be a family farm with a chicken coop behind him. He is holding a round white object and has a red t shirt reading "support local"

Baby Massie, Built a blinking LEGO debt clock, tore up Daddy’s Big Beautiful Bill, and filibustered snack time in a diaper.
Refuses rattles without offsets. Scribbles vetoes in crayon. Fiscal legend of the nursery. 💸 @RepThomasMassie

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Ai generated image of baby Marjorie Taylor Greene sitting at a congressional seat behind her name plate. She is speaking into a microphone and has an index finger raised as if making a point or assigning blame.

Ai generated image of baby Marjorie Taylor Greene wearing a white puffy coat and giving a thumbs down expression with an open mouth, as if in the middle of saying "noooooooooo"

Ai generated image of the toddler Marjorie Taylor Greene standing in front of two red white and blue flags and smiling at the camera in the style of an official portrait.

Ai generated image of baby Marjorie Taylor Greene standing outside with her wispy baby hair in the sun while looking something between uncomfortable and indignant. She is wearing a sleeveless leopard print Button down shirt that shows off her chubby baby arms

Baby Marjorie built a block wall, declared martial law, and blamed her applesauce on Juice-ish space lasers. She won’t sip juice till there's a hearing. 🛰️🍼

🐊 “Run Zigzag from the Gators” – Baby Trump’s Escape Plan at Alligator Alcatraz 👶📉
Reporter: “So if they get eaten by snakes or gators… that’s just the concept?”

Trump: “Snakes are fast. Gators are worse. We’ll teach ‘em zigzags. Improves your chances by 1%.”

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Ai edited image of Hillary Clinton as a baby sitting at a desk behind a nameplate bearing her name. An open binder is in front of her and she is speaking into a microphone with a hand in the air. She is wearing a green jacket with golden bracelet, necklace, and earrings

Ai generated image of Hillary Clinton as a baby. She is wearing dark sunglasses, a beaded necklace/bracelet and a golden broach. She is texting on a blackberry-like device.

An ai generated image of Hillary Clinton as a baby. She is holding a microphone as if presenting. She is wearing a black jacket with an out turned collar showing off the white jacket interior and white undershirt.

An ai generated image of Hillary Clinton as a baby wearing a brown knit sweater while sitting in what seems like a seat in congress. She has a notebook in her lap and a hand over her mouth.

Baby Hillary’s hosting secret snack summits via her private playpen server. When caught, she said, “What difference, at this point, does it make?” 😤🍼

Florida's newest theme park for deportation policy.

🐊 Alligator Alcatraz – Caroline Levitt Announces Baby Trump’s Florida Trip 👶✈️

Tomorrow, Trump heads to Florida to tour “Alligator Alcatraz” — a 5,000-bed detention center deep in the Everglades.

One road in. One-way flight out.
Surrounded by gators.
Announced with a straight face. 😳
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😳 “I’m Not a Crook” – Baby Nixon Tries to Clear His Name 👶🕵️‍♂️
Straight face. Full diaper.

🍼 Baby Nixon swears he “earned everything he’s got” — meanwhile, the toy box is empty, the juice is missing, and nap time records mysteriously vanished.

Another presidential meltdown, now in Pampers.

Ai Generated image of baby Eric Swalwell in an office wearing a collared white shirt and tie and frowning in front of a backdrop of NSA logos, remove before flight tags, religious emblems, and other office wall decoration.

Ai generated image of baby Eric Swalwell at a lectern in front of an american flag and an image of a government building. He is dressed in a suit and tie with a round lapel pin

Ai generated image of a professional headshot of baby Eric Swalwell in front of a portrait backdrop and an american flag. He is wearing a dark suit, tie, and lapel pin

Ai generated image of baby Eric Swalwell in a black suit and bowtie smiling and standing next to an asian baby wearing a brown undershirt, white jacket, and earrings

Baby Eric Swalwell caught sharing snacks with Fang Fang under the changing table. 🐼🍪

Claims it was “foreign policy outreach.”

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AI generated image of Lauren Boebert as a baby standing in front of a professional backdrop and an american flag wearing a gray suit and a blue-green beaded necklace.

AI generated image of Lauren Boebert as a baby standing on a dirt road and smiling while talking to some people with outstretched phones. She is wearing jeans, silver shiny sandals, a black top, and a red baseball cap with "43" on it

AI generated black and white image of a baby sitting in movie theater like seats with cushioned, backed chairs arranged in rows.

AI generated image of Lauren Boebert as a baby standing on stage with a wireless microphone, a blurry crowd visible in the background. She is wearing a black baseball cap, jeans with a belt, and a black top, and her mouth is open as if mid-speech.

🍿 Baby Lauren Boebert Just Got Kicked Out of Movie Time for “Excessive Disruption” 🎬👶

She heckled the cartoons.
She vaped behind the juice boxes.
She claimed Big Bird was a socialist.
This isn’t daycare — it’s congressional chaos in a onesie.
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“He’s a Very Average Mentally Person” – Trump Goes Off on Jerome Powell at NATO Summit🔥📉

Trump:
💬 “Low IQ.”
💬 “Terrible.”
💬 “Costing us $900B a year.”
He also casually teased his shortlist for the next Fed Chair like it’s The Apprentice: Central Bank Edition 😅

“YAAAHHHH!” heard ‘round the playpen. 😵🍼

😱 “YAAAHHHH!” – The Dean Scream Lives On !!!!!! 👶🎯

Before TikTok, before Shorts, there was one scream that shook the nation. And now… it’s wearing a diaper. 👶🎤

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they were chewing blocks.

Baby Kamala doesn’t crawl — she ascends (then circles back mid-sentence). She’s shattering glass ceilings and snack lids — one laugh at a time. 💥🍼

History made. Snacks delayed. The moment… is having a moment.

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An ai generated image of baby Kamala Harris standing behind a pair of microphones and looking out as if at a crowd. She is wearing a blue suit, earrings, and a beaded necklace

An ai generated image of baby Kamala Harris in a black suit waving with a large smile. The background is blurry but green, as if walking out in nature.

An ai generated image of baby Kamala Harris standing behind three microphones on a lawn in front of a large white columned building. Both her hands are in the air as if explaining how wide something is

An ai generated image Thats supposed to be baby Kamala Harris. The baby is wearing a track jacket with the Nike logo on it, a pair of sunglasses and is talking on the phone with a large smile. In the background a grassy field and the hood of a black SUV are visible.

👶 Baby Kamala Harris Just Made History… Then Repeated It 4 Times in a Row She’s the first Baby VP to bring both trailblazing power and looping logic to the playpen.

📜 “The passage of time… because, well, the passage of time… continues to pass…”👇

Even the other babies looked confused. And.....

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Ai generated image of baby Mitch McConnell in a black suit putting on a surgical mask

An ai Generated image of baby Mitch McConnell standing behind a microphone with a blurry Capitol building in the background

An ai generated photo depicting Mitch McConnell as a baby in a blue suit explaining something to an off screen reporter. In the foreground is a blurry phone, and a photographer and camera is visible in the blurry background

Ai generated photo depicting Mitch McConnell as a baby standing at a lectern in front of the halls of congress with wooden benches and carpeted aisled behind him. He is wearing a blue suit and a red tie with white spots.

🐢 Baby Mitch McConnell just froze mid-rant and shut down snack time.
He doesn’t crawl — he filibusters… very slowly. 👶🕰️
One blink = blocked motion. Two blinks = nap recess adjourned.
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“They Called Me Daddy” – Trump Responds to the Weirdest NATO Question Ever 😳🌍

At the NATO Summit, President Trump was asked about NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte referring to him as "Daddy." Trump's response?

Ai-modified baby Lindsey Graham in a black suit and smiling while standing in front of an american flag and gray background

Ai-modified baby Lindsey Graham in a gray suit and smiling while sitting at his seat in congress behind a name plate reading "Mr. Graham/Chairman"

Ai-modified baby Lindsey Graham in a black suit and smiling while standing behind a lectern with his name on it, as if campaigning for reelection. He has both index fingers pointed in the air

Ai-modified baby Lindsey Graham in a black suit looking board with out of focus pillars from the halls of government behind him, as of being interviewed by a TV reporter.

🎖️ Baby Lindsey Graham just declared war on the snack table.
No crying—only military intervention. No crawling—just deployments.
Sippy cup stolen? Prepare for force authorization.
Southern charm meets sandbox warfare. 👶💣🍼

🚁 “They don’t know what the f* they’re doing.”**
Trump just torched both Israel and Iran before hopping on Marine One.
Says Israel dropped the biggest load of bombs he’s ever seen — and he’s not happy.