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“Democrats are holding firm.” — Hakeem Jeffries insists Dems won’t blink in the shutdown staring contest.

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"On the sombrero thing—" JD Vance asked about Hakeem Jeffries sombrero meme

“We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans.” — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declares war on beards 👀

“Nobody’s been better to Israel than Donald Trump” — Teleprompters, UN cuts, and Netanyahu nods

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“Jasmine Crockett? Is she related to the late great David Crockett? Trump fires off low-IQ jabs from the Oval Office.”

Trump Wobbles to UN Podium, Declares “Golden Age” Between Teleprompter Time-Outs Nation gasps as pacifier drops right when the teleprompter does.

https://cribnewsnetwork.com/p/trump-wobbles-to-un-podium-declares-golden-age-between-teleprompter-time-outs

Governor Signs “No More Scary Masked Strangers” Pack: California Puts Big Rules Around ICE Tiny Californians clutch their sippy cups as leaders say, “Play nice or leave the sandbox.”

https://cribnewsnetwork.com/p/governor-signs-no-more-scary-masked-strangers-pack-california-puts-big-rules-around-ice

“A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter” — Trump implies UN tried to sabotage First Lady, while he saved millions.

PACIFIER ALERT: PRESS SECRETARY TAKES BIG-GIRL PODIUM, DROPS A WEEK OF BABY BOMBS Roomful of reporters clink sippy cups as Karoline promises big science, bigger meetings, and the biggest “no more tantrums” order.

https://cribnewsnetwork.com/p/pacifier-alert-press-secretary-takes-big-girl-podium-drops-a-week-of-baby-bombs

“Charlie brought you and Elon back together. Is that true?” Trump pivots to UFC Fight Night at the White House with the boy'z.”

Tiny Tiaras, Big Speeches: Baby America Visits Baby Britain, Drinks Fancy Milk, Signs Shiny Tech Thing Nation watches as sippy cups clink, jets zoom, and everyone says “special relationship” like it’s a magic pacifier.

https://cribnewsnetwork.com/p/tiny-tiaras-big-speeches-baby-america-visits-baby-britain-drinks-fancy-milk-signs-shiny-tech-thing

"Jimmy Kimmel was fired for lack of talent" - as Fallon suddenly regrets ruffling Trump’s hair that one time.

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"Probably go after people like you" — Trump Rips Into ABC’s Jonathan Karl at the White House

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"They're buying oil from Russia. That’s not the deal." | Trump Accuses Allies of Sneaky Putin oil deals. 👀

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