Floating By Earth

Just hit the cart out of the charger end and it worked. 🤯🤣

How about protein shake all over my passenger seat this morning?

🥴🥴🥴 the inevitable crash out today is justified.

A good read 🖤🤣

We hash it out.
We cry together.
Throw back some wine.
Fuck the frustration out of each other.
Cuddle up for the night with munchies.
All is right in the world.

Absolutely looking forward to clapping some cheeks this week. So fucking horny I don't even wanna wait 🤣😈

These shrooms bouta kick my ass into a better mood 🙌✌️

When she tells you "just a little" eating but its still enough to make her cry. 🥵

Here's a late monochrome Monday 🖤😈 fet liked it 🤣

My 2nd party in which plans somehow crumble to prevent me from going 😅 Swear something is trying to keep me from them things, think im gonna listen lol

It's been years since I've been out to any kind of sex party and I'll be heading to a local one tonight. The anxiety is a little real but good god its gonna be a hot fucking night 🥵

Might be attending my first sex party in years this weekend. 50 plus attendees, private and voyeur rooms, toys and restraints, all the commodities. 😵‍💫🥵 I'm gonna be a sore mf on Sunday 😈

Heal together 🖤

Reminds me of wifey; god I could watch her soak and tremble for hours 🤤

I l​o​v​e​d t​h​i​s squirt and l​e​g s​h​a​k​i​n​g orgasm

www.hornywild.com

Been heavily debating my participation in Monochrome Monday. 🤔🤔😈😈

Today, we head bang at Summer of Loud🤘🤘

Summer of Loud checklist:
Drink Money ✅️
Smoke Options🔥✅️
Gallons of Water (2) ✅️

Gonna see about chopping a big chunk of my hair off tomorrow too. Still need enough to Headbang 😈 This weekend is therapy weekend 🙌

Hold the fuck up, did our marketing manager just hit on me? 😵‍💫🤤🤣 Talkin bout "Don't get caught in the rain, I hear sugar melts when its wet." 🤣🤣🤣

420 eve was spent playing star wars and ripping fat dabs with the wifey. Really got lucky with this one 🙌

About a week til we see While She Sleeps liveeee 😫😫

The toddler is blowing my mind. Just turned 2 last week and can identify a full line up of construction vehicles (ie Skid Steer, Excavators, cement mixers, etc). The talking is just getting started too, my heart 😮‍💨

'Stick to me like caramel'
'Wear me out like Prada'

Vessel was spitting.
II WENT OFF ON DRUMS

Excuse me while I repay this till #EvenInArcadia #Caramel

Thats why im obsessed with baby girl 🤤🤤🤤

Wishing baby girl a good morning on my way out and the first thing out her mouth was "You beat me up last night"

Listen, you rubbed the booty on it. 🤷‍♂️

Pretty good sign I've met the one: checking the new bed height to see how sex positions will work 🥵🤣

Delivered some stupendous pipe and wifey matched the energy, throwing that ass around.

I love my big booty Puerto Rican 🥵

We are smack talking little bro and this boy comes out and screams right in front of my toddlers door and everyone froze.

No woken baby and everyone is dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You could make someone's life easy, and they still gonna find something to bitch about.

My form of crashing out today: wife walked into the bathroom while I'm on the toilet and at the moment I dropped my earbud in.

Flushed that bitch

Precisely 😍🤣