William Buecker

Weird
The same “MAGA” who told me that Project 2025
Was a totally made up fantasy
Are now the “MAGA” telling me that I’m stupid for suggesting Trump will refuse to leave the White House in 2029

This may be the best reply to a Kristi Noem post ever

Tell me the conservative movement is dead without telling me

Has any Democrats posted AI videos of themselves offering to cure people with alien technology? Because that’s kind of my go to for derangement now

My 87 year old mom is freaking out that she’s going to be homeless because her neighbor told her Trump said Social Security might be interrupted because of the
“Democrats shutdown”
Of course she will come live with us, by I’m pissed as hell that Trump is a damn sadist

This would be funny if it wasn’t spot on reality

Elon Musk is probably the least deserving person in the Universe to be the world’s richest man

It’s absolutely amazing that Johnson never sees or hears anything
It’s like he’s the bubble boy of Washington D.C.

MAGA:
“Boycotting Netflix over a cartoon Netflix canceled 3 years ago is exactly like boycotting Disney over Jimmy Kimmel!”

No one, including Trump, knows what the hell
“Transgender for everyone”
Means
But Republicans and MAGA voters are scared to death of it

It would be cool if someone, including Trump, knew what Transgender for everyone”
Means

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

So the United States military is going to be a white men only club
Where you can be physically and mentally assaulted
This sound do wonders for enlistment numbers

Trump should have been sending James Comey a freaking fruit basket everyday for handing him the 2016 election

There’s a Democratic leader in the Senate?
I’m sure they are busy working out how they are going to make bending the knee to Trump on the budget look like a win

Trump gives drug companies 5 days to start building factories before he imposes 100 percent tariffs
Meanwhile
40-70 percent of finished drugs and as much as 80 percent of APIs are made overseas
People are going to die
This is complete insanity

I’m more worried about the meeting is about
Loyalty pledges and laying out the plans for military occupation of all major US cities

“Quick, Agent Smith write some “anti ICE” messages on some bullets”

Our new reality

Unfortunately they told the most literal FBI agent on the scene to write “anti ICE” messages on the bullets

If you are dumb enough to believe this I have several acres of ocean front property in Michigan to sell you

Been a tough few days for MAGA “Christians”
Charlie Kirk didn’t rise from the dead on the third day
And there was no Rapture
Next thing you know they will start waking up to the fact they’ve been worshipping the Antichrist

Congratulations to the brave men and women of Antifa transgender communists Furry Unit 129
On shutting down the escalator at the UN
Your bravery will be sang about for years to come

This is serious Kevin, Trump was stuck on that escalator for 4 hours before they got it moving again

I joked about it until I realized the First Couple was stuck on the escalator for 4 hours until they got it running again

I apologize for joking about the escalator incident today at the UN
I had no idea Trump was stuck on it for 4 hours before they got it going

MAGA wants to bomb the UN became Antifa messed with an escalator and Trump’s teleprompter
In reality:

No body is stopping him so far

Good Morning

I don’t care what Executive Order Trump signs
I will always be Anti Fascism
Shorten it to Antifa if you want
But I will never surrender to fascist