almonds for instance I can flip em sideways and use my incisors to cleanly split em in half and then chop up each half into little strips and maybe wedge the sharp ends of the strips in between my molars like a toothpick for fun it's hours of entertainment AND also protein

the best snack foods are ones I can horrifically systematically dissect with my teeth and tongue while I eat them

blue sky users Im gonna keep it real I just dont know what making ai chicken trump or ai trump shitting a diaper or ai trump sucking elon musks toes is going to do for anyone leftist or not

there has to be a better way to do this kind of click bait man

i-is that...

I ran out of characters typing that and you know what fuck you that's orwellian too

everyone calls everything orwellian but this thing we got going on where people are actively avoiding words that are basically socially acceptable but perceived as negative like "die" "kill" "suicide" etc due to a vague fear that the unseen but all knowing algorithm might shadow ban them is,,, hm

A never before seen Final Fight ending!  Belger meets a new friend in his darkest moment. Thanks again to my bro (@BlondetanamoBay ) for helping me animate this!

they should invent Now and Laters that you can unwrap

in 20 years we'll still have old guys doing this but instead of chess it'll be Melee

if pizza appears in any piece of media ever made conspiracy nutters will think that about it. all because some dip shit on 4chan called child porn "cheese pizza" 15 years ago

theyre always like "those who know... know... heh 😏" and its like naw homie say out loud that you think an animator on lilo and stitch included a pizza box as a coded message to the pedophile community

conspiracy theorists always be talkin vague as shit because they know if they said what they were thinking in plain terms itd sound unbelievably stupid

young lads these days seem to really enjoy making memes featuring a melancholic ryan gosling but somehow I never see ANY featuring footage from Drive which is just confusing. does it get more melancholic ryan gosling core than Drive

how I feel re-recording the same scripted voiceover line for the 500th time because the cadence I said the word "as" in was one millionth of an iota different than how it sounded in my head

how I feel seamlessly editing vocal ticks and failed starts to sentences out of the audio of my main channel videos so I appear more eloquent than I actually am

The genre "Action Adventure" is actually a portmanteau of Adventure (1980) and Elevator Action (1983)

spookiest possible location for this to happen

mini & max

the human body and biology in general are so astounding and cool and like it's so cool that our bodies do all this cool shit but man. youd think my immune system wouldve figured out after 29 years that pollen is okay to breathe

this is maybe a little dash of goomba fallacy but its fucked how sometimes ppl will say a game is ugly or that the graphics are too dated for them when statistically that person has put hundreds of hours into Minecraft

I find it kinda difficult to describe but it is always so cringey when an interviewer does nothing but ask questions along the lines of "here is what I percieve to be a clever/insightful observation about your work, would you agree that is a clever/insightful thing to say? :)"

that is what they do yes

new fav Elvis render

why am I a part of this for you

this is the kind of low intelligence meathead rage bait behavior people come to bluesky to avoid, PLEASE don't infect this website too

first time I've ever seen someone just simply double down on straw manning when accused of straw manning. truly u could not have understood my comment less

two bros, chillin in a hot tub, having rigorous anal sex cuz theyre not homophobes

this is a rly bizarre attempt at a point... weird straw man and the idea that people thought it was like, impossible to play n64 games at all? is wild. like yea no shit you can shoot guys in goldeneye and turn the racers in f zero. what could demonstrating that possibly actually definitively prove?