Michał Moskaluniec

With my fiancée we went to dancing course.

After 30 minutes my knee gave up.
It was 6 weeks ago, and I am still limping.

Beeing 40 sucks.

So there’s a website called Deer Of St Nicholas which posts Christmas wish letters from Ukrainian children who had their childhood stolen by the war, anyone can pick a child and get them their present and it’s that time of the year again to achingly scroll it for hours again

I didn't, and I don't want to.

I know the feeling.
English internet have discovered kefir recently.

Headlines from the future.

What's on the box:

"He said I should dress like him"

What's inside:

"Sl*t. Wh*re. You lost all value to me, "

OVERreacting?!? I think not.

There is "creepy" and there is "serial killer behaviour".

This the latter.

Does he sound like a clanker (ai), or is it just me?

❗️It's a long way, but we have agreed with 🇸🇪Sweden to localize the production of Gripen aircraft in 🇺🇦Ukraine, — Zelensky

If he is:

1. Into anal
2. Grossed out by periods

He should definitely switch sides.
It would solve both of his problems.

What exactly is wrong with ear necklace?

Provided ears were cleaned properly.

"Don't talk about your ex on first date" raised to whole new level.

1. It didn't happen.
2. Ukrainians did it.
3. We did, but it was a mistake.
4. We did it on purpose.
5. What about Iraq?

Did I miss something?

Lamerskie cyfry.

"so what's the hold up?"
"the russians are too drunk"
"ah, understandable"

What would happen if ruskies would think of.... idk.... using helicopters?!?

Oh... right... nevermind.

Europe on edge after Trump envoy’s ‘translation blunder’ amid high-stakes peace talks A reported misunderstanding is fuelling concerns in Europe over the US president’s ability to negotiate an outcome with Vladimir Putin that protects European sovereignty.

This is just insane.

"Bild reported that Witkoff thought Russia was proposing its “peaceful withdrawal” from Kherson and Zaporizhzhia when Putin was instead demanding the withdrawal of Ukrainian forces from those regions."

It actually appears Witkoff, on the...

www.smh.com.au/world/europe...

There is an acronym that explains what's going to happen:

TACO.

Not only cause it's Tuesday.

He promises he's gonna do something.

In 2 months.

Scale is growing every time orange mouthhole moves.

BSGakactica was a warning, not a guide!

Yeah, like belives in Old Earth.

Great news.

Now, they can spend bazillion rubles on laser that cannot burn through a few centimeters of black plastic at point blank range.

Gonna work wonderfully against drones.

(Sarcasm, obviously)

First:
It's my dogs level of insecure, when my cat hops in my lap.

Second:
What's with people discussing important stuff over text?!?

We have a rule with my fiancee:
No important stuff over text.

Essence of adult diaper?

Every dystopian sci-fi...

Tech bros: YES!

Stories of undercover operatives who stay behind enemy lines and later fight in special ops units, through some of the war’s toughest battles, are usually found in movies or games. But this isn’t fiction. Here are key points from our interview with Artem "Skhidnyi" Karyakin 🧵:

I do.