Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉

Thoughts on Adam Friedland?

He’s named like an alien wearing a skin suit

🤔Um… I think this may in fact be a fake image? 🤠Hmmm I doubt an organisation such as Blue Sky🥶 would offer this as a service…?💻 😵‍💫
tired of misinformation on the internet… 🥵💦

Taint-area

Me and my partner are artists with very different tastes in films. A friend asked us what our favourite film was and to their shock we replied Spotlight. I think they were expecting like Mulholland Drive or Holy Mountain

You’re in his DMs I’m in his D.M. (his Dreaming Mind - sucking his dream-dick, having wooden arms, living in a cloud, talking to a dolphin, my teeth are falling out, standing up in front of class naked, can’t wake up. My name is Freddy Krueger and this is my story.)

Trans people in US federal prisons face brutal crackdown under Trump order Advocates report harassment and loss of gender-affirming care as trans women face transfers to men’s prisons

I've collected accounts from trans folks inside US prisons facing Trump's brutal crackdown: trans women rounded up + placed in solitary before transfer to men's prisons; canceled medical appointments + loss of vital healthcare; vicious taunting

"You're going to be a man," one guard told trans women

I hope the rotting of the internet will lead to IRL fairs where AI has nothing to offer and humans can just show off their cool art, ideas and furry fan fiction

Saw this crazy guy wearing a tank top shouting “stop putting babies in the bin!” But I wouldn’t stop.
#gametheory

When you were black out drunk you hired me to keep you ‘humble’ once every 4 months with my terrible takes

Genocide Joe and Genocide Trump. Amnesty International and the UN defined Israel’s attacks as a genocide while Biden was arming and defending Israel.

Im going to show this to the fools who criticise Rob Liefeld’s off-panel feet

Spunk doctor told me I’ll be dead within the year

Spunk doctor told me I’ll be dead within the year

I’m a 5’7 and whenever someone asks me to scuttle under the floor boards to look for dropped pennies I happily oblige

Moments before impact “it tastes good but the bubbles feel somehow different”

Excuse me President Bush I have something extremely important to tell you, but it’s not safe to talk here, meet me in the 1st tower tomorrow morning

In 2025 I am excited for AI to crash the world economy like the dot com bubble did when rich idiots found out that those beautiful CG spheres weren’t real
#newyearsresolutions

This take is ableist, I have a rare kink that involves receiving all my meals regurgitated from a sick bird’s beak

actually it made me stronger, which is why all these gangs have started stalking me

Undercover drug cop trying to entrap an undercover incest/murder cop

Just watched #Buffy season 4 finale ‘Restless’. It reminded me how conservative the form of film/tv has become. The episode felt closer to David Lynch or the dreamcore videos I see on social media.
I think YouTube/tiktok has absorbed the expelled experimentalism of mainstream film/tv

the only 'theory' i read is my father's wretched expression when I tell him to redistribute money into my pitiful bank account

my parents said the same to me but sadly I don't have a podcast (my dad is Ira Glass and my mum is Marc Maron - I pray they send me to heaven soon)

Reading about a person seeing lights in the sky and the government then refusing to act on it is my personal 9/11

Heart breaking but I respect your integrity

For those are uneducated in the history of Ireland, the IRA has always been an abbreviation of IsRAel