Wait how did I miss this screening?!?!?
01.11.2025 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@whataboutblaine.bsky.social
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Wait how did I miss this screening?!?!?
01.11.2025 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ahh! Spooky!
31.10.2025 16:18 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was so sad I missed this in theaters!
31.10.2025 02:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Turn that shit UP
31.10.2025 01:39 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I hate straight Halloween. What do you mean youβre Kike Hernandez? Youβre just wearing a generic Dodgers shirt.
30.10.2025 16:39 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0My new bit is asking couples which is the Tony and which is the Ziva.
30.10.2025 02:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Living the dream!
30.10.2025 00:52 β π 52 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Itβs October 29th, which means you only have TWO DAYS left to watch 1988βs Belgian masterpiece RABID GRANNIES before Halloween.
29.10.2025 23:07 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pour one out for the subpar lazy joke skeet I had to delete because resist libs found it and went, βYeah!! Repost!! Weird comment!!β
29.10.2025 21:01 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0ChatGPT? No, I donβt need a computer to lie to me and give me psychosis. Iβve been doing that just fine by myself all these years.
29.10.2025 16:22 β π 56 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Brb. Regressing into the culture of my youth.
28.10.2025 15:22 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should do a season of Survivor with 18 castaways named Linda.
28.10.2025 04:48 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Tomorrow at work I will be talking about A House of Dynamite the same way Tracy Letts talks about βthe ball gameβ in A House of Dynamite.
28.10.2025 02:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have been graced by a new litter of babies.
27.10.2025 20:58 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations!!!! Happy for you two!
27.10.2025 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello ego, my old friend.
27.10.2025 16:13 β π 434 π 7 π¬ 6 π 0Itβs wild when someone doesnβt like to watch movies from the β30s and β40s right now, because GUESS WHAT theyβre all about fascism and VERY RELATABLE
27.10.2025 03:04 β π 37 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0John Carpenter and Kurt Russell are identifying which bits of snow/ice in The Thing were real or fake.
26.10.2025 07:27 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boyfriend is asleep, so you know what that means. ππ
Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaah, Blu Rays with the audio commentaries on.
βYouβre the meme!!β
- three different people at this party I have since dropkicked
Me everyday looking at posts on Bluesky:
25.10.2025 02:25 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My Halloween costume is coming along nicely. If I can find the final pieces I need tomorrow then it could potentially heal all of this nationβs problems.
25.10.2025 00:01 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got down on one knee and asked the boyfriend if he wants to take the next step in our relationship but he said no he doesnβt want to do a two-man horse costume with me.
23.10.2025 20:28 β π 38 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Iβd be an International Jewel Thief.
23.10.2025 04:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Laundry commercials make me sad. Each actor was once an improv kid with a dream.
23.10.2025 03:47 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0No AI was used in The Brutalist for Alessandro Nivolaβs knockers.
23.10.2025 02:43 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, who the hell scheduled this for the first day of Daylight Saving Time? Iβm already going to have to wake up at like 4:30 for this nonsense and you want to make my body think itβs even earlier.
22.10.2025 22:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ok let me get one thing clear up front: I do not actually intend on doing this. I plan on being one of those people who trains too hard and is bestowed the sweet painless release of an aneurism.
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