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Wait how did I miss this screening?!?!?

01.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh! Spooky!

31.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was so sad I missed this in theaters!

31.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turn that shit UP

31.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate straight Halloween. What do you mean you’re Kike Hernandez? You’re just wearing a generic Dodgers shirt.

30.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My new bit is asking couples which is the Tony and which is the Ziva.

30.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Living the dream!

30.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s October 29th, which means you only have TWO DAYS left to watch 1988’s Belgian masterpiece RABID GRANNIES before Halloween.

29.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pour one out for the subpar lazy joke skeet I had to delete because resist libs found it and went, β€œYeah!! Repost!! Weird comment!!”

29.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT? No, I don’t need a computer to lie to me and give me psychosis. I’ve been doing that just fine by myself all these years.

29.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brb. Regressing into the culture of my youth.

28.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should do a season of Survivor with 18 castaways named Linda.

28.10.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow at work I will be talking about A House of Dynamite the same way Tracy Letts talks about β€œthe ball game” in A House of Dynamite.

28.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have been graced by a new litter of babies.

27.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!!! Happy for you two!

27.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello ego, my old friend.

27.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 434    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s wild when someone doesn’t like to watch movies from the β€˜30s and β€˜40s right now, because GUESS WHAT they’re all about fascism and VERY RELATABLE

27.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Carpenter and Kurt Russell are identifying which bits of snow/ice in The Thing were real or fake.

26.10.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boyfriend is asleep, so you know what that means. 😏😏

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaah, Blu Rays with the audio commentaries on.

26.10.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œYou’re the meme!!”

- three different people at this party I have since dropkicked

26.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me everyday looking at posts on Bluesky:

25.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Halloween costume is coming along nicely. If I can find the final pieces I need tomorrow then it could potentially heal all of this nation’s problems.

25.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got down on one knee and asked the boyfriend if he wants to take the next step in our relationship but he said no he doesn’t want to do a two-man horse costume with me.

23.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be an International Jewel Thief.

23.10.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Laundry commercials make me sad. Each actor was once an improv kid with a dream.

23.10.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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No AI was used in The Brutalist for Alessandro Nivola’s knockers.

23.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, who the hell scheduled this for the first day of Daylight Saving Time? I’m already going to have to wake up at like 4:30 for this nonsense and you want to make my body think it’s even earlier.

22.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok let me get one thing clear up front: I do not actually intend on doing this. I plan on being one of those people who trains too hard and is bestowed the sweet painless release of an aneurism.

22.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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