Cool Guy Blaine

Check out the documentary “Tread” on Kanopy.

Oh man, my boss out in Colorado drove me through Granby and mentioned the story and I shouted, “THAT WAS HERE?!?!?”

Had to do some heavy thinking on which woman from it I wanted to feature.

in honor of international women’s day, who are the women of your Letterboxd top four?

- Chiharu Niiyama in Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack

- Amy Poehler in Wet Hot American Summer

- Park Yu-rim in Drive My Car

- Vanessa Redgrave in The Devils

Anyone who even insinuates to me that I’ll want to do another one is getting socked in the jaw.

I threw up exactly 2 seconds after crossing the finish line.

18 weeks of training
26.2 miles
4:19:01 - beating my goal by 59 seconds

Ugh. I did all this training just for the attention and now I have to run a stupid marathon.

Computer, enhance.

I saw a house where the window/door placement looked like two eyes and a mouth. Has that house gained consciousness?

Baby’s first time to Dodgers Stadium.

Of course the one-day heatwave falls on the day I’m running somewhere between 4 and 5 hours.

Hmm.

I mean, it’s fine and you’re allowed your opinions and whatnot, but hmm.

Paper hanging from a magnet over the stove.

In the spirit of carboloading, I purchased a baguette to satiate my Friday night munchies.

I’m so sorry. He was such a handsome little guy. Take care of yourself this weekend. *hugs*

Turning Wikipedia articles into clunky dialogue is definitely AI-coded.

Like I doubt he would even go to the wrap party, and if he did you just know that he’d be in a roped off VIP area.

It would be so disappointing to get cast in Monarch: Legacy of Monsters and then finding out you never get to meet your costar Godzilla.

We got to design our own name tags at work and I really wish I could show y’all without doxing myself because it still makes me giggle every time I look at it. Just use your imagination for what you think a funny name tag at my vague job would be and applaud me for it.

Four Oscar-nominated shorts.

Thank god humans can’t understand Pokémon because these assholes are needy.

Fargonians love it when Fargo is mentioned.

It’s true. I’ve seen the woodchipper.

The boyfriend walking by as I watch Star Trek: “Why are they putting on a play?”

Blaine: “YOU JUST DON’T GET IT”

Gay man sees interesting mirror.

Oh I forgot to tell you guys that there was some KPop girlie visiting the radio station in my studio the other day and every single time I would step outside, the line of fans would eagerly look up and I’d see all excitement drain from their faces as they realize it’s just some old white guy.

Nintendo releasing Animal Crossing at the start of the pandemic and Pokopia at the start of this war.

What do they know?

I have a girlfriend, but she lives in Canada and doesn’t have a phone or social media so you can’t contact her.

I wonder if it was in Mike White’s contract that he would only come back on Survivor if they agreed to regularly bring up his abs.