Andy Hinsliff

sound familiar - with a cyclist no. i've had cars switch lanes loads of times in those circumstances but a cyclist - no.

My current happy place #hammocklife

Nice dog walk this morning

Beck with BBC Concert Orchestra at Royal Albert Hall last night. Pretty darn good.

25 years since I first came here for a meeting. Still stunning. Still crap at photography.

It’s nae a gulf, it’s just a ginnell lad.

Trump not even trying to hide his Russian asset status this time around.

Cos i' know what the hip kids are doing, i ignored the Beyonce tickets and bought 2 for Beck and an orchestra at the Royal Albert Hall. Get in.

So, after every hot take and be more liquid death post on old Linkey Loo it seems it may have been so ace afterall. Liquid Death is leaving the UK market after the noise didnt translate into actual sales - so just Death then.

New hot take: caramel crème eggs are better than the originals.

So, if this was in place at the time of Vietnam, and Dr Bone spurrs wasnt available, would we have seen Donaldette Trump to avoid the draft?

With a bit
Of rhyming slang - she looks a right Joe Brown

Just watched Kneecap. Really enjoyed it. #barrynorman

sorry, was trying to be polite as it's a public forum.

where others come to chat, he brings the hat

There

They was a line involving Bolt but I withdrew.

If the ride was like my Uber experiences she would repeatedly accept then cancel the booking.

Complete change of subject and a not so subtle leap into marketing but... can't believe how odd i find it seeing the word vacuuming. It is 100% hoovering to me, getting the hoover ec despite not ever having owned an actual Hoover.

You're supposed to fold laundry?

Random thing I’ve been thinking about this weekend:
Not a criticism of Murray, but we really shouldn’t talk of the end of a big 4. In Grand Slam terms he doesn’t come close.

Important questions currently on my mind: Who decided to call it a spork when a Foon was an option?

Same. Hope everything I am confused by is solved this easily in ‘25

When is ham gammon and gammon ham? Or is it just a part of the country thing?

The king of toast coverings. Consumed this morning.

a person is holding a watch on their arm . ALT: a person is holding a watch on their arm .

Just found Commando on Film 4. Cover me, I’m going in.

Gisele Pelicot is the real person of the year. Pass it on.

Pudding Minge-Bucket at the ready.

We are now festive in this house.

one for @alastairthomson.bsky.social