davidwardhaugh

Now that there are numbers on it ... The 400 will want the 4.2 trillion as well

Build me a ballroom of epic proportions and name it after me

Epstein 24:3

No kings ... Let's have barons with private armies

If you could concentrate... I'd only pour cold water on u

Well yes ... But it's the same story every time .... Once upon a time, there was this orange ...

But the bbc can manage to find farage to interview him on anything at any time of the day or night ... Whether or not they are in air

Andy Andrews is waiting patiently for the call up next week

That wasn't my point - the programme has become boring and predictable - the humour recycled from past decades. Be satirical by all means, but try to be more original. I could write the scripts for them.

I didn't demand it be taken off the air only said it was past its best ... And I don't watch it

If he got a job he wouldn't have time for so many holidays

Do it ... It's fun ... Just published my first PI novel

Jesus had a cheese shop ... He called it Cheeses of Nazareth

Toney's Ice Cream Parlour Mark Toney's Ice Cream Parlour

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Toney's ice cream parlour features in The Parakeet Murder

I like the TV show, where they rescue a load of tat from a skip, work on it for six months, spend £500 on it and turn it into a bigger load of tat.

Chair of the founders final meeting ... Right, have we thought of everything before we send this to the printers...

Or voting him in twice and expecting a different result

Bit harsh having to work the first Sunday in your new job

once again Cardinal sicola misses out in the final round

they can export as much beef as they like - i'm not eating it - i'll go elsewhere

If the new pope is Bobby Seagull it's a fix

Just in time for the whole world not wanting to go to America

If conclave was in the UK ... They would have to produce photo id to vote ...

Has anyone else noted that reform politicians now refer to their glorious leader and say how marvellous he is whenever they are interviewed ... wonder where they got that from

Art.

Or ... As trump would describe it ... He has the highest ratings of any US president the world has ever seen

I've introduced a 100% embargo against all US products ... And if trumpy doesn't cancel the tariffs I'm going to not buy the goods twice

You're sort of assuming the orange one has thoughts for anyone other than himself

We need to put a 100% tariff on Orange Blusher. See how he likes it

Regrettably, I must now implement a 100% tariff on all US-made products, and as a pensioner, I will have to shop elsewhere.