They call me an Omega Male because I'll be the last of my line

A spitroast but it's her on both sides

Divide and Conquer? More like Divide these cheeks and Conquer me

Good news: my heartrate is perfect for moderate-intensity exercise.
Bad news: it's entirely from anxiety and not because I'm moving my body

When life hands you lemons, but forgets the tequila and salt :(

@chaoticlife.bsky.social I WAS THERE IN THE VC I HEARD IT FIRST MWAHAHHAHAHHA

I plan to exit this life like Caesar did. 47 stabs to the chest with a salad named after me

Do you think furries in the Pokemon universe dressed up as Pokemon

Idk about you, but I'm a triple AAA guy myself (Allergies, Asthma, Autoimmune)

When you run out of Yu-Gi-Oh cards in your deck and you have to start drawing from your 401k

There's a gray area between leftovers and meal prep and no knows how to define it

If work has to send me to space, do you think they’ll compensate me at .65c/mile?

You know, if you dot your t's and cross your i's, you still end up with a t and an i

I need a vtuber to sing “we will rock you” but say “we will block you” instead

Fawwen oats

Yah it makes sense. EU passed a law requiring it, and other companies saw the writing on the wall and went that direction cause they predicted everyone would start having USB-Cs

Body tired
Mind wired
No place feels right to be

Late nights
Inner fights
It always gets the best of me

Missed pass
Cracked glass
Why do I hate what I see

I tread this path all alone
Surrounded by the waves
Yet it’s here, I think, that I belong
Because here at least, I’m free

When you install so many mods that your game starts crashing, but only when you exit the game so you stop caring and just send another automatic report everytime you boot it down for the night

It's definitely a fuzzy socks kinda day

The red and white candy cane themed one is fantastically done, very nice!

Verdobe - Twitch I wanna be a Medieval Conqueror

[EN] Am I a streamer? The answer is yes, let's play Bannerlord and be medieval conquerors!

www.twitch.tv/verdobe

Oh. My. God.

I can't believe two of my favorite games are collabing together just like that.

I'm so excited it's insane

I'm jealous, but mostly at the "my house" part

If Vtubers came first, anime would have been the coolest thing

If you wear your socks to bed, how are we supposed to interlock our toes when we sleep?

Happy National STEM Day!!

Easy, the games on match point and I never fail my serve

So practice drawing me

I've never seen you make art of me, does this mean we're not friends ;-;