Phoebe Alexander, Author

a person with a bowl on their head covered in whipped cream Alt: a person with a bowl on their head covered in whipped cream

And if someone at your gathering says something negative about your body or what you're eating, you have my permission to smash a pie in their face.

As someone with an eating disorder, let me just say that Thanksgiving is one of the most difficult holidays. Please be conscientious about what you say about bodies and food. Other people's bodies and what they eat are none of your business.

If you make plans with me, and an hour before you can't bother to confirm said plans, there is a zero percent chance I'm changing out of my PJs to come meet you. I don't put on clothes for just anyone 🤣

Are any of my fellow romance authors also college basketball fans? If so, we should talk. As long as you don't hate my alma mater, Indiana University 🤣

My son sent me a picture of him with the school mascot at his college's basketball game tonight, and seeing his smile was literally the best thing that's happened to me in some time. Love him so much. He's a fighter. <3

Black and white photo of couple at the table. Man says, "Would you like stuffing?" Woman says, "Oh yes please!! But can we eat first?"

More racy Thanksgiving memes

Turkey, duck and chicken in bed: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again.

What we need are more Thanksgiving/threesome memes.

Thanks--I took a lot of pictures! We are lucky to have a membership there <3

Grassy landscape with fall trees in the background and a pond.

Perfect weather at Longwood Gardens yesterday--they're gearing up for the holidays.

Cartoon: woman with broom: "Realizing my floors will never be clean because of the choices I made." The Choices: six adorable pups!

This was me earlier today sweeping/vacuuming my house.

For any indie authors out there looking for a warm and welcoming community, may I suggest the group I run on facebook, Indie Author Support? We're in the midst of a nanowrimo alternative right now called IAS Writes 50K. Join us! www.facebook.com/groups/21395...

Once my brain wakes up, any chance of sleep is gone :( Sorry you had an early morning too.

Good morning to everyone who didn't wake me up at 5 a.m. with loud, obnoxious snoring.

I'm off to the pool to swim laps and continue my 100% perfect streak of never drowning!

Look at all these amazing free books by Black authors, November 12-16!
www.brae.website

Another day, another dollar. No, really. 🙄

I would not be surprised if someone bought this for me 🤦‍♀️

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

It's either procrastinate writing my WIP here or Fet. Fewer d!ck p!cs here.