𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔤𝔬𝔡

a book cover titled "twenty steps to power, influence, and control over people" by h.w. gabriel

just catching up on some light reading

16.09.2023 23:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dante's inferno, but every circle of hell is an additional layer of two-factor authentication

06.09.2023 19:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[as a kid playing the sims]: “woo-hooing” with every sim until my mouse broke
[as an adult playing the sims]: viscerally upset that strangers can just walk into my home

05.07.2023 17:37 — 👍 85    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 1

slaying the demons of my myriad personal and professional shortcomings by looking at images of various swords

01.07.2023 22:18 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

swapping my date's fries for these next time they go to the bathroom

01.07.2023 08:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hahaha aww thanks 😭

30.06.2023 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

quote with a favorite* photo of yourself

*one of the many absolutely unhinged selfies i took after being bit in the face by a german shepherd

30.06.2023 04:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

beauty!!

30.06.2023 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

perplexed on how polyamorous couples exist. how on earth do you get three friends to show up at the same place at the same time

30.06.2023 03:20 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

MCU ACTUALLY STANDS FOR THE MCDONALD'S CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

29.06.2023 03:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this makes so much sense

24.06.2023 16:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hospitals are such high stress environments and yet they still don't have designated smoking areas

24.06.2023 03:32 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0