Josephine Mayfair

Life's been hard recently. But bloody hell, this club!

We're a mess off the pitch but at least the boys delivered on it.

It's warm, it's snuggly, and heating's expensive 🤷‍♀️

I can already tell you this map is incorrect - for example, both Poland and Czechia (map has them both in gray) have UHC based on compulsory national insurance.

May it be better than 2024 and treat us kindly! 🎆

"Weird fluff", now that's a sign to get the fuck off Tinder if I've ever seen one 😭

Of all "wtf are you doing?!" moments in the history of this club, this might be the biggest.

We've reached the stage where sports media are so untrustworthy, the club has to officially confirm it asked for player licences, not a moratorium. New Year resolution for some journalists - be more reliable.

Happy 2025!

Putin passes by a window and falls out of 6th floor
Bird flu forces us into lockdown 2.0
French government gives up and goes for another election
UK government continues to be stupid
Jury nullification in Luigi trail
Man Utd survive a relegation battle while Man City go down after 50 pts deduction

I've already made peace with the fact I'll be leaving the dancefloor every 10 minutes to check the goddamn news 😂

Well, Laura, you didn't receive a green card and entered the platform illegally. Doesn't feel good, eh? 🤷‍♀️

Oh, come on. I don't want to have to boycott my own club's matches over questionable ethical standards.

Why am I tempted to plan a Madrid weekend sometime in 2025 just to hunt for this comedy gold? 🤣

He's already missing his pookie? 🤣
All of this feels like some really bad, deranged political fanfiction. I'd like to have a word with the writer!

More like they did it after Atleti's supporters started making a stink that RM are not top of the table and shouldn't be getting this sort of promotion...

Somewhere out there David de Gea is smiling.

I'll take fangirls over commercialisation and corporate greed being more important than fans.

Maybe it's kicking City while they're already down but Everton have a chance to do just the funniest thing today.

Valencia really doing the work to make me feel better about the number of my exes 🙈

You know you're at a Slavic Christmas Eve dinner when you're full to the point your stomach is ready to burst and then there's a random babcia chasing you with "one more piece of poppy seed cake!" because you don't look well fed 😆

How about we stop yelling at each other and talk instead.

I'm using BdO as litmus test: people (and players) who care about individual awards more than they do about trophies won with the club/team are not fans of the same type of football I am.

Funny detail about US courts is that a jury nullification ("we know he did it, evidence tells us so but we choose to ignore it because we agree with him") is a thing.

Good luck finding 12 New Yorkers with 0 bias against health insurance companies.

We need more fluffy cows in our lives. Just think what memes @themerl.bsky.social could do with this glorious fluffage!

Worth it!

She looks very soft, I'd totally go all touchy-touchy even at the price of some chompy-chompy 😅

10th circle of hell: Paris-CDG airport on the weekend before Christmas.

I'm developing an allergy to humans 😭

Barça's General Assemblies usually aren't very lively affairs but I don't need any caffeine when I'm listening about just how bad Bartomeu-era deal was.

Pelicot is seen smiling as she walks past women who are applauding her. They look emotional and one holds a sign up saying Merci Gisele

Photo of the Day, if not the Year.

Solidarity and admiration.

📸This brilliant photo of Gisele Pelicot, leaving court for the final time yesterday, was taken by Arnold Jerocki for Getty Images.

No fancy gear will help you when the seat is so uncomfortable, you're losing circulation to your butt, your legs are ready to stage a protest, and your back would like to speak to the manager.