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Latest posts by vexedgloom.bsky.social on Bluesky

Do it, shave Smunge.

24.01.2025 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah, money's a stupid mortal thing.

24.01.2025 10:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And smelly.

24.01.2025 10:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ionia's boring too. Trust me.

24.01.2025 10:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mortals are gross.

23.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ew, Shadow, they're all getting mushy and crap.

23.01.2025 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The robot is emoting.

I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that, someone should put it down.

23.01.2025 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yawwwwwwwn.

Good morning.

Wait--

No.

Bad morning.

I mean ... whatever.

Ugh.

23.01.2025 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See, that's the solidarity I'm talking about, Sarmch.

I got nothing in common with them either, all rainbows and sunny smiles and junk. Blegh.

22.01.2025 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What happened to yordle solidarity or whatever, Smort?

22.01.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come on, Smirt, be cool.

I almost said have a bit of fun, but I didn't, because that's not what this is.

22.01.2025 15:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sup, Smooch?

22.01.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alriiiiiiiiight, I see you, stop that.

22.01.2025 14:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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22.01.2025 13:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh I can already tell it's a happy robot.

22.01.2025 13:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why's there a tin can walking around?

22.01.2025 13:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 16.01.2025 00:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, uh, right, I know exactly what you want.

It's just ... I think I know where it is. I'll go get it.

...

Shadow, do you know what we're looking for?

15.01.2025 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is it? Maybe I could get it for you or whatever, you know, no big deal.

15.01.2025 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh also the wind talks.

15.01.2025 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah, neither really hold power, they're just really loud about it.

15.01.2025 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe I should give Viego a tour. It's a noisy, busy, awful city, I bet he's too busy to explore it all like I did.

I could show him the best places like ...

Like ...

Right, there are no good places here.

15.01.2025 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What was that gnarly noise?

Gnarly like, the way it sounded, bones and stuff. Not gnarly like cool. That'd be a lame word to use.

Even if it was kinda cool ...

15.01.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait go back to ignoring her.

That was funny.

I mean, that didn't suck as much as everything else.

15.01.2025 11:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ha.

15.01.2025 11:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm gonna start taking my time with people.

I'm a yordle, I have lots of time.

15.01.2025 11:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It looks like he's ignoring you.

Powerful.

15.01.2025 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We can just ignore people like that?

15.01.2025 10:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh.

Darn.

I think I fell asleep when Viego was around.

Shadow, why did you let me do that?

Er. I mean ...

Whatever.

15.01.2025 10:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh! Yeah!

Totes. Totally. Miserable.

This place is terrible and it's vampires stink.

15.01.2025 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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