Do it, shave Smunge.
24.01.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@vexedgloom.bsky.social
30+ | mdni | parody | no lewd
Do it, shave Smunge.
24.01.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nah, money's a stupid mortal thing.
24.01.2025 10:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And smelly.
24.01.2025 10:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ionia's boring too. Trust me.
24.01.2025 10:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mortals are gross.
23.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ew, Shadow, they're all getting mushy and crap.
23.01.2025 16:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The robot is emoting.
I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that, someone should put it down.
Yawwwwwwwn.
Good morning.
Wait--
No.
Bad morning.
I mean ... whatever.
Ugh.
See, that's the solidarity I'm talking about, Sarmch.
I got nothing in common with them either, all rainbows and sunny smiles and junk. Blegh.
What happened to yordle solidarity or whatever, Smort?
22.01.2025 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come on, Smirt, be cool.
I almost said have a bit of fun, but I didn't, because that's not what this is.
Sup, Smooch?
22.01.2025 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alriiiiiiiiight, I see you, stop that.
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Ugh I can already tell it's a happy robot.
22.01.2025 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why's there a tin can walking around?
22.01.2025 13:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, uh, right, I know exactly what you want.
It's just ... I think I know where it is. I'll go get it.
...
Shadow, do you know what we're looking for?
What is it? Maybe I could get it for you or whatever, you know, no big deal.
15.01.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh also the wind talks.
15.01.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nah, neither really hold power, they're just really loud about it.
15.01.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe I should give Viego a tour. It's a noisy, busy, awful city, I bet he's too busy to explore it all like I did.
I could show him the best places like ...
Like ...
Right, there are no good places here.
What was that gnarly noise?
Gnarly like, the way it sounded, bones and stuff. Not gnarly like cool. That'd be a lame word to use.
Even if it was kinda cool ...
Wait go back to ignoring her.
That was funny.
I mean, that didn't suck as much as everything else.
Ha.
15.01.2025 11:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm gonna start taking my time with people.
I'm a yordle, I have lots of time.
It looks like he's ignoring you.
Powerful.
We can just ignore people like that?
15.01.2025 10:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh.
Darn.
I think I fell asleep when Viego was around.
Shadow, why did you let me do that?
Er. I mean ...
Whatever.
Oh! Yeah!
Totes. Totally. Miserable.
This place is terrible and it's vampires stink.