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17.02.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mash 4077th is Definitely.....Bugging out in Three Hours.

BUG OUT!!!!!!!

-Will always love how things change from Potter telling the folks they are not Bugging out to they are Bugging Out. lol

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12.02.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Umm Inhalator, indicator, innoculator, infusalator...here it is 437-stroke-R2 Incubator.

Thar She Blows!

Umm Inhalator, indicator, innoculator, infusalator...here it is 437-stroke-R2 Incubator. Thar She Blows!

Thar she blows!

lol always gets a solid chuckle out of me whenever I think about this part from #MASH #ClassicMASH

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17.02.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cow wanders into Henry's Tent and Radar says Holy Cow when seeing it.

A cow wanders into Henry's Tent and Radar says Holy Cow when seeing it.

HOLY COW!

Never mind his religion, get him out of here Radar!

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06.02.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
    [a chopper is carrying Lt. Col. Blake's desk away]
    Hawkeye: Pardon me, Henry, isn't that your desk?
    Henry Blake: Yeah, that's my genuine antique desk.
    Trapper: Sending it out to be waxed?
    Henry Blake: I'm not sure what it's doing up there. Just keeps going up... up... up...
    Hawkeye: To a far, far better place, I'm sure.

[a chopper is carrying Lt. Col. Blake's desk away] Hawkeye: Pardon me, Henry, isn't that your desk? Henry Blake: Yeah, that's my genuine antique desk. Trapper: Sending it out to be waxed? Henry Blake: I'm not sure what it's doing up there. Just keeps going up... up... up... Hawkeye: To a far, far better place, I'm sure.

Sending it out to be Waxed? lol

Will always love when they have to trade Henry's Desk for Critical Medication needed after the Black Market stole the Medication and Hawkeye and Trapper made a deal to get the Medication. #ClassicMASH #MASH

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01.02.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
While under Sniper Fire while trying to fix a Flat Tire on their Jeep Radar comments that it's a General's Jack -since they stole  a General's Jeep- and Hawkeye responds Salute it and Get in the jeep while Sniper Fire continues.

While under Sniper Fire while trying to fix a Flat Tire on their Jeep Radar comments that it's a General's Jack -since they stole a General's Jeep- and Hawkeye responds Salute it and Get in the jeep while Sniper Fire continues.

This is a General's Jack!
Salute it and Get In! lol

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03.02.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.12.2024 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Matter how many times I see it I feel like my top #MASH Episode Story Plot has been from "Adam's Ribs." where after being served Liver or Fish for 11 straight days Hawkeye has fit and decides he's going to get BBQ Spare Ribs from Chicago, I love this ep! #ClassicMASH

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20.12.2024 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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I think of all the #MASH episodes that remain top favorites for me over the years the one I love a lot is "Tuttle." where Hawkeye creates a Fictional Officer Captain Tuttle to help out a Orphanage. #ClassicMASH

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20.12.2024 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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If there is one #MASH episode Story Arc that's a top favorite of mine it's the one involving Henry's Antique Desk that Hawkeye trades away for get needed Medicine after the Black Market stole their supply of the drug. #ClassicMASH

"It's Oak."

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20.12.2024 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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That's Not My Department Sir, Intelligence is Something I try to Avoid

I can see that lol

One of my favorite Colonel Flagg bits!

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19.12.2024 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love this #MASH bit with Winchester having to have a food he can't stand because the Generator doesn't work and they all have to eat Liver and Halibut which Winchester despises lol #ClassicMASH

"You'll love these and that's an Order." lol

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18.12.2024 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Frank, you are 10 of the most boring people I know.

18.12.2024 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Radar walking by with a jeep windshield saying Hi.

Radar walking by with a jeep windshield saying Hi.

Radar Mailing home a Jeep one part at a time will always be one of my favorite Radar bits from the series.

Makes me chuckle when I think about the part with his Mailman potentially having a retroactive hernia when he learns he mailed a whole Jeep.
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17.12.2024 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.12.2024 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Colonel Flagg: If you don't cover your eyes I'm not leaving.
-Bye 
-See Ya-
-Okay-
[Hawkeye and BJ have eyes covered, Frank and Margaret have their eyes closed and Radar Covers his Eyes and Colonel Potter has his Eyes Closed]
A Scream is heard and Glass Shattering is heard as Colonel Flagg leaps out the Window.

Colonel Flagg: If you don't cover your eyes I'm not leaving. -Bye -See Ya- -Okay- [Hawkeye and BJ have eyes covered, Frank and Margaret have their eyes closed and Radar Covers his Eyes and Colonel Potter has his Eyes Closed] A Scream is heard and Glass Shattering is heard as Colonel Flagg leaps out the Window.

Hawkeye: Farewell you Mad Fools! I'll be in my tent having a martini with a lizard.

Hawkeye: Farewell you Mad Fools! I'll be in my tent having a martini with a lizard.

Hawkeye on the Phone: Will you believe me? You got the wrong number. I can't give you an infantry charge. We're only Doctors. The best we can do is storm the enemy and take their tonsils out.

Hawkeye on the Phone: Will you believe me? You got the wrong number. I can't give you an infantry charge. We're only Doctors. The best we can do is storm the enemy and take their tonsils out.

Colonel Flagg in a Disguise to Radar: Nobody Tells anybody I'm anywhere. Including Me.

Colonel Flagg in a Disguise to Radar: Nobody Tells anybody I'm anywhere. Including Me.

Thursday

It's a cold Thursday here and with it being a Doctor Appointment day I'm going to be working on relaxing as much as I can. -Really Helps to keep my BP low before an appointment!

Gotta watch some MASH this morning!

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12.12.2024 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.12.2024 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Frank Burns: That farmer and his family are making a shambles out of the compound?

Captain Pak: How can you make a shambles out of a shambles?

Frank Burns: That farmer and his family are making a shambles out of the compound? Captain Pak: How can you make a shambles out of a shambles?

General: What do these say to you? -pointing to his star on his shoulder
Hawkeye: Always trust your car to the man who wears a star.

General: What do these say to you? -pointing to his star on his shoulder Hawkeye: Always trust your car to the man who wears a star.

Klinger and Colonel Potter Pour Wine into a Jeep.
Let this mechanized mule drink to our good health.

Klinger and Colonel Potter Pour Wine into a Jeep. Let this mechanized mule drink to our good health.

General Clayton: Henry, Get me a Driver -Henry holds up a Golf Club a Driver. 
Henry: Certainly.

General Clayton: Henry, Get me a Driver -Henry holds up a Golf Club a Driver. Henry: Certainly.

Monday

Another week starting, don't have to tend to much today so another day to do what I gotta do then go back to sleep.

Have a good day folks! Keep on laughing.

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09.12.2024 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.12.2024 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Colonel Potter deals with Klinger during one of his Section 8 attempts.

Colonel Potter: You can have a piece of my herring but you're not going home.
Klinger: May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpit.

Colonel Potter deals with Klinger during one of his Section 8 attempts. Colonel Potter: You can have a piece of my herring but you're not going home. Klinger: May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpit.

Colonel Potter walks in on the group playing Poker in the Officer's Club all bundled up for the cold weather.

Colonel Potter: Shiverin' Shinbones! It must be down to ten degrees!


Stay Warm folks if you are dealing with cold weather!

Colonel Potter walks in on the group playing Poker in the Officer's Club all bundled up for the cold weather. Colonel Potter: Shiverin' Shinbones! It must be down to ten degrees! Stay Warm folks if you are dealing with cold weather!

Klinger: You don't believe I'm going to eat this Jeep do you Sir?
Colonel Potter: Let's say I find it hard to swallow

Klinger: You don't believe I'm going to eat this Jeep do you Sir? Colonel Potter: Let's say I find it hard to swallow

Klinger checks on Colonel Potter's Typing.
Klinger: Requisition Order. 4077 MUSH."
Colonel Potter: That was my first damn

Klinger checks on Colonel Potter's Typing. Klinger: Requisition Order. 4077 MUSH." Colonel Potter: That was my first damn

Wednesday

Another cold and chilly day here 31 Degrees early this morning, good thing today's another day to not do much of anything and continue to relax.

Stay Warm and keep laughing folks!

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04.12.2024 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

She does make a helluva raisin cupcake.

04.12.2024 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Listen Missy, I don't take those cold showers 'cause I'm dirty!"

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04.12.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.12.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stay Warm for sure if you are dealing with Winter Weather.

10am and it's 33 Degrees here, can't help but think of this #MASH bit. #ClassicMASH

"And closer to home,we can expect a warming trend.
Our midday temperatures reaching puberty levels,
13 to 16 degrees."

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03.12.2024 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Colonel Blake: Excuse Me. Burns. Better keep the brass monkeys in tonight.

Colonel Blake: Excuse Me. Burns. Better keep the brass monkeys in tonight.

While Playing Poker in the Officers Club and betting different pieces of winter clothing BJ says what he hates about Winter.

"You know. I Finally figured out what it is I hate about Winter."
"What's That?"
"The Cold."

While Playing Poker in the Officers Club and betting different pieces of winter clothing BJ says what he hates about Winter. "You know. I Finally figured out what it is I hate about Winter." "What's That?" "The Cold."

Shall we wake him?
No. Look what waking up did for us.

Shall we wake him? No. Look what waking up did for us.

"Say Hello Trapper."
Hawkeye holds a Tape Recorder in front of Trapper
"Hello. Trapper."

"Say Hello Trapper." Hawkeye holds a Tape Recorder in front of Trapper "Hello. Trapper."

Tuesday

A very cold Tuesday here, the type of day where you stay inside and under the warm covers.
Stay Warm folks if you got cold temps! As always laugh or chuckle today if you can.

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03.12.2024 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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"All right, people, I'm gonna give it to you straight. Starting right here and now, we're all going to have to put our shoulders to the wheel, our noses to the grindstone. We've got to hunker down and pull together, all for one and one for all."

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02.12.2024 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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03.12.2024 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Colonel Potter: Driver, what ignoramus is responsible for this?
Ah, any one of a dozen, sir. Would you mind signing this, please?
Colonel Potter: Sign nothin'. We can't use any of this, Sergeant.
It's all yours now.
Colonel Potter: MULE FRITTERS!

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02.12.2024 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.12.2024 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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