@samkochman.bsky.social
Welcome to β¨Samβs Klubβ¨ NYC based comic. Aiming to amass enough followers that Samβs Club (with a C) sends a cease & desistπΊ
Eventually she checked him into rehab and fled the state #funny #comedian #dating #boyfriend #whitelotus
01.04.2025 19:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#rfkjr #politics #joke
22.01.2025 21:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde, played by Kate McKinnon
22.01.2025 17:36 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good Morningβ¦. Morningβ¦.Mourning.
22.01.2025 17:23 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Airport rules are officially in effect
#trump #politics #joke #comedy #weed
Vibes on TikTok are feelin weirddddd
19.01.2025 22:27 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0lolllll
19.01.2025 22:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mine isnβt back yet π I can see my own profile though
19.01.2025 17:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β¦. What do you mean
19.01.2025 17:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0No TikTok is maybe natural adderall? My brain is so quiet (Iβm also on a full dose of adderall) #tiktokban
19.01.2025 16:53 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Umm probably closer to 1.5 pounds now, Chewy!
19.01.2025 16:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Same... what have we done to our brains
19.01.2025 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Republicans are βagainst abortionβ but they were all pretty supportive of aborting TikTok. Late term. 5 years old. Post birth abortion. #tiktokban
19.01.2025 16:06 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Anyone else get the best sleep in a long time last night? Maybe scrolling tiktok til I pass out every night isnβt ideal behavior #tiktokban
19.01.2025 14:48 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0At least a dozen
19.01.2025 14:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ
19.01.2025 05:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just remembered rednote exists!!!!
19.01.2025 05:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs great news because I canβt shut the fck up
19.01.2025 05:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok Iβm actually starting to think someone should have taken tiktok away from me sooner. #tiktokban
19.01.2025 05:22 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The sudden loss of audienceβ¦I finally understand Dianne Feinstein and Mitch McConnell. In other words, I guess we can all understand why no one in our government retires til they die. #tiktokban
19.01.2025 05:15 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs be clear: the whole thing is a con. TikTok couldβve kept the app rolling on Sunday but by shutting down & mentioning Trump, he gets to be the savior. One of many examples of companies & billionaires bowing down.
Itβs BS. But itβs also the reality. Letβs not give Trump anymore opportunities ππΎ
How the fuck does one go viral on this app? #tiktokban
19.01.2025 05:10 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Wonder what Iβll do with all my free time tomorrow #tiktokban
19.01.2025 05:04 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No doubt in my mind part of Trumpβs agreement to βfind a solutionβ with TikTok was forcing them to actually go dark tonight so he could present himself as the hero. Wouldnβt hit as hard if they didnβt go dark. Gross.
19.01.2025 04:51 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0UGH
19.01.2025 04:41 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βIβm BOREDβ
19.01.2025 04:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The pokingggg BRING IT BACK
19.01.2025 04:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The worst possible ending. NO BITCH I WISH I WERE SCROLLING INSTEAD OF SLEEPING.
19.01.2025 03:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt close it. Thatβs how I lost it π
19.01.2025 03:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0LOL I did not take the street drugs. PHEWF glad weβre here what would you have done without that answer
19.01.2025 03:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
