@alexhaobao.bsky.social
too mess to be stressed
we are so back
14.11.2024 07:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0big learning from going to a tech conference last week:
many (most) tech people do NOT look like their twitter profile pics hunny
i’m back
01.07.2023 04:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the handmaiden is SO good
19.06.2023 08:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0real ones know exactly who triggered this skeet
02.06.2023 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
if you message me something personal in slack, that’s flirting. sorry i don’t make the rules
02.06.2023 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0omw to london! this time aiming to not get tonsillitis from ******* **** in a port-a-potty. lofty goals i know
26.05.2023 02:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0håck3rs 0nlÿ
18.05.2023 03:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
li’l shoot to celebrate rachel mastering science
18.05.2023 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dr roberta bobby is here, now we’re cooking w gas @drsweety303.bsky.social
17.05.2023 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wait this isn’t google
16.05.2023 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how to travel back to a time in my life when “saas” and “ping” were just sounds with no understandable meaning
16.05.2023 01:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
okay this game is amazing #tearsofthekingdom
13.05.2023 06:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0queen has arrived!!!
11.05.2023 03:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
are we skeeting photos? here’s some from an old shoot 🩸
11.05.2023 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so excited to see daddy ‘dorf for the first time in 10 years on friday
10.05.2023 06:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0for legal reasons, this is a joke
10.05.2023 06:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0life has been so much better since i decided to stick it to capitalism and stopped paying for lip balm
09.05.2023 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my favorite type of man is kikkoman
06.05.2023 19:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just had subway multigrain bread for the first time… it’s a no from me dawg
05.05.2023 18:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0love the commons 🖤
04.05.2023 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0unable to focus on anything except for tears of the kingdom leaks
03.05.2023 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my strengthsfinder test just told me i have a fat ass?
03.05.2023 01:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0first things first i’m the realest
02.05.2023 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
