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when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

the downside of living in new york city is that it’s the only place in america that experiences snowstorms. the upside, and in fact the only reason i live here, is that it’s the only place where you can produce videos and upload them to youtube

i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

Okay fine one more author announcement, like as a treat.

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

@dropout.tv @vicmmic.bsky.social #wherestheipad

(1/2) THEY WANNA TAKE AWAY THE PENIS

THEY WANNA TAKE AWAY THE VAGINA

DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, BUTTHEAD

DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT THEY WANNA TAKE AWAY THE TESTICLES

YES THEY ALSO WANNA TAKE AWAY VENEREAL DISEASE

SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

THE SCROTUM

THE CLITORIS

pokemon wave my nuts in the wind whatever

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gonna go ahead and just leave this here yup

WE'RE TAKKING ABOUT KING GIZ COME SAY HI

I'm not sure when this was added but YouTube now has a "subscribers only" comment setting, with additional settings for how long they've been subscribed. This is very useful! Especially if you're releasing a video with "Jews" in the title!!

i'd hit a pentuple axel every time he yells "THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAARRR"

Happy Valentines!~

also as an aside, I personally think that 'goldfishing' is a horrible way to test a deck but thats a hill I'm less willing to die on

1. Learn how scryfall works
2. Never use edhrec (unless you really have nowhere to go)
3. profit from having more interesting decks

WHERE I NEED TO SEE. HOLY SHIT

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

Discord leadership only people on planet who think adding age verification to Discord a good idea:

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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

the olympics (organization) is basically evil but the olympics (concept, performances) are some of the best shit we as humans do

fyi: BE CAREFUL putting riffs on the internet! bad actors can flip them WITHOUT ur permission

fucking banger

Me drunk driving: I wish there was a number that I could make bigger

The humble speedometer:

Hmmmmmm........ smells like.....
Girl..