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could have been better, but you can’t do much about 2 incredible catches

08.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œall Penn State needs is a defensive stand”

08.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

are they monitoring gus johnson’s blood pressure? i am worried.

08.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every word of this post gets a little better than the one before it

07.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

only reasonable response is β€œI could smell the onions and mustard.”

06.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting old is apparently just audibly saying β€œouch” to every entry to America’s Funniest Home Videos

04.11.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Springsteen voice*

Well, the snow was missin’ from the Poconos

03.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone definitely recommended β€œwhoop-ah” to give the hanging β€œa” sound without saying the word; but was shot down because of Chandler Bing not being able to make the whip sound

02.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Craig, I hate to ruin your tour, but

02.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU FORGOT SOMEONE

02.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly, without Kyle Schwarber what’s the point anyway?

31.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Robby
& Joseph Paul Torre, Jr.

30.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why does he have the William Penn hair? what vintage is this?

29.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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word to the wise right here

24.10.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kyle Schwarber says no

Kyle Schwarber says no

Donald Duck, clad in a Phillies hat, drinks cyanide to forget about 1993

Donald Duck, clad in a Phillies hat, drinks cyanide to forget about 1993

Nice Cage is a charred husk, like poor Mitch Williams’ arm was by the end of the 1993 World Series

Nice Cage is a charred husk, like poor Mitch Williams’ arm was by the end of the 1993 World Series

A Phillies player lies on his back at home plate as a catcher checks on him. Phillies fans across the greater Delaware Valley assumed this same pose OTD in 1993.

A Phillies player lies on his back at home plate as a catcher checks on him. Phillies fans across the greater Delaware Valley assumed this same pose OTD in 1993.

23.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ben Davis driving a Rita’s Water Ice truck for reasons unknown to humanity

Ben Davis driving a Rita’s Water Ice truck for reasons unknown to humanity

women don’t like the vehicle

16.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nasty!! Not Cool

15.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

surprised he doesn’t have a Cameo

14.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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no, but i appreciate that MLB made it so if you wipe out part of an β€œL” it will read β€œbuilt to fail”

11.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stoked

09.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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yeah it’s Red October

09.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am STOKED, baby

09.10.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PSA: if your product is a cut-in add during an inning, I am not going to buy your product

09.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kyle Schwarber says β€œooooo”

Kyle Schwarber says β€œooooo”

THE PHILLIES

09.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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