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@isysmeows.bsky.social

Currently on hiatus till the end of March To send me a little gift: throne.com/isys

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Awww :( I hope she feels better soon

26.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it’s just me but I feel like Uber drivers have stopped saying creepy and inappropriate things. Awww is it cuz waymo’s breathing down their necks so they’re trying to act like perfect gentlemen so they don’t get blocked by every woman in town? πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol awww that’s so cute!

25.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to add that note about 50-year-olds not being old because anytime I make a post about β€œold people” a bunch of 50-somethings come into the replies acting like they’re being talked about but you guys are NOT old πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh totally! I love being in these spaces because they’re such sweet people. Thankfully I don’t have anyone trying to talk to me because I have resting bitch face πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One time during one of these shows a man fell out of his seat (an approx. one foot fall) and the theatre seriously considered calling an ambulance cuz they were worried he had broken something. Yes, THAT old

25.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about being a lady of the night is I usually go to the matinee theatre shows and it’s just me and the old white people there (and when I say old I don’t mean 50-year-olds, I mean, like, 80-year-olds lol)

25.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I love it when this happens πŸ₯°

25.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The left needs a chic and iconic accessory

25.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So the extra inches went to the wrong part of their body

25.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have met these beanpole types πŸ˜‚ i wonder if it’s all about proportions. They’re slim so their dicks look bigger and the linebacker types look smaller cuz the rest of them is so big πŸ€” further scientific analysis is needed. I will need more volunteers πŸ€”

24.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best description πŸ˜‚

24.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been meaning to watch that movie

24.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you see a man who is 6’5” or taller do you picture him having a huge long dick? Obvs it isn’t always like this but I know a super tall guy in my personal life and although I’ve (sadly) never seen it, I picture his dick to be so long it gets tangled between his legs if he’s walking around naked

24.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

not to be dramatic but I love books so much, I can’t imagine what my life would be like if reading hadn’t been a big part of it. So when I meet people like this, I’m dumbfounded honestly 😭

23.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I haven’t finished reading the book or watched the movie but I had to share this hilarious convo I overheard about the Wuthering Heights movie lmao. Also, what world has this girl been living in where she hasn’t heard of Emily BrontΓ«?? What school did she go to? If she even went to school…lol

23.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely agree with this because it was the same for me. its an important skill and sw made me learn it

22.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this art show went well! So exciting! P.S. there are two cuties in this pic 😍

22.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah you’re actually hot and have better politics. Time to reclaim the red beret ✊

22.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg it would be iconic

22.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good on you for doing that. It isn’t easy and takes a lot of work to get there β™₯️

22.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg jealous! πŸ˜‚

22.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I read this caption, I thought of temptations as the treat brand for cats lmao 😭

21.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window . Alt: Bitter and angry lady tearing down curtains meme

People are already talking about the blue jays again…

21.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Suffering isn’t a badge of honour. It’s a bruise that sometimes doesn’t heal

21.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! β™₯️

21.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This went over some heads...but not the queer ones. Very iykyk post πŸ˜‚

21.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it's taught me a lot too, most of all how to identify that behavior very early on and break things off before they escalate

21.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

hahahahahaha yes! brat power!! πŸ˜‚ I've had guys trying to neg me too to get a reaction out of me after they told me they saw this account. but that's an additional charge and these guys never pay me extra πŸ˜‚

21.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and sometimes the abused sees a boundary being crossed and shrugs it off, thinking that's just the way things are supposed to be because that's all they've ever known

21.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0