Isys *hibernation mode activated*

Awww :( I hope she feels better soon

Maybe it’s just me but I feel like Uber drivers have stopped saying creepy and inappropriate things. Awww is it cuz waymo’s breathing down their necks so they’re trying to act like perfect gentlemen so they don’t get blocked by every woman in town? 😂

lol awww that’s so cute!

I had to add that note about 50-year-olds not being old because anytime I make a post about “old people” a bunch of 50-somethings come into the replies acting like they’re being talked about but you guys are NOT old 😂

Oh totally! I love being in these spaces because they’re such sweet people. Thankfully I don’t have anyone trying to talk to me because I have resting bitch face 😂

One time during one of these shows a man fell out of his seat (an approx. one foot fall) and the theatre seriously considered calling an ambulance cuz they were worried he had broken something. Yes, THAT old

The thing about being a lady of the night is I usually go to the matinee theatre shows and it’s just me and the old white people there (and when I say old I don’t mean 50-year-olds, I mean, like, 80-year-olds lol)

I love it when this happens 🥰

The left needs a chic and iconic accessory

So the extra inches went to the wrong part of their body

I have met these beanpole types 😂 i wonder if it’s all about proportions. They’re slim so their dicks look bigger and the linebacker types look smaller cuz the rest of them is so big 🤔 further scientific analysis is needed. I will need more volunteers 🤔

Best description 😂

I’ve been meaning to watch that movie

when you see a man who is 6’5” or taller do you picture him having a huge long dick? Obvs it isn’t always like this but I know a super tall guy in my personal life and although I’ve (sadly) never seen it, I picture his dick to be so long it gets tangled between his legs if he’s walking around naked

not to be dramatic but I love books so much, I can’t imagine what my life would be like if reading hadn’t been a big part of it. So when I meet people like this, I’m dumbfounded honestly 😭

I haven’t finished reading the book or watched the movie but I had to share this hilarious convo I overheard about the Wuthering Heights movie lmao. Also, what world has this girl been living in where she hasn’t heard of Emily Brontë?? What school did she go to? If she even went to school…lol

Absolutely agree with this because it was the same for me. its an important skill and sw made me learn it

I hope this art show went well! So exciting! P.S. there are two cuties in this pic 😍

Nah you’re actually hot and have better politics. Time to reclaim the red beret ✊

Omg it would be iconic

Good on you for doing that. It isn’t easy and takes a lot of work to get there ♥️

Omg jealous! 😂

When I read this caption, I thought of temptations as the treat brand for cats lmao 😭

a close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window . Alt: Bitter and angry lady tearing down curtains meme

People are already talking about the blue jays again…

Yeah. Suffering isn’t a badge of honour. It’s a bruise that sometimes doesn’t heal

Thank you! ♥️

This went over some heads...but not the queer ones. Very iykyk post 😂

it's taught me a lot too, most of all how to identify that behavior very early on and break things off before they escalate

hahahahahaha yes! brat power!! 😂 I've had guys trying to neg me too to get a reaction out of me after they told me they saw this account. but that's an additional charge and these guys never pay me extra 😂

and sometimes the abused sees a boundary being crossed and shrugs it off, thinking that's just the way things are supposed to be because that's all they've ever known