Wake up, babe, a new estimate for the prison just dropped.

The president of Ukraine cannot wear military-leader appropriate clothing while his nation is at war but Marjorie Taylor Greene can wear a tacky Trump hat made in China to a sort-of State of the Union no problem

To every American tuning in to Trump’s address tonight, do two things before you watch:

Check your 401k.

Check your last grocery bill, and add 25%.

No matter what the President says tonight, that’s the reality of what he’s doing to your family finances.

When Trump declared that the "age of rule by unelected bureaucrats is over!" Democrats audibly laughed and many pointed in Elon Musk's direction.

Trump: "We brought back free speech in America. Free speech."

This is a flagrant lie. Today he told universities they would be punished if they allowed protests of or criticisms of Israel, a clear violation of the First Amendment.

I agree with Donald Trump that an unelected bureaucrat should be fired.

Let’s start with Elon Musk.

Many of you know we've been in Senator Mitt Romney's corner since 2005. I've never been prouder of that decision than now.

I’m thinking those red maga hats bear a striking similarity to Mao’s little red book. Bless them, they’re continuing to drink the Kool-ade of far right fascism.

What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.

What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?

unctuous sycophant marco rubio looking pouty

when you’re a big boy but still forced to sit at the kids’ table

Solid plan—and excellent taste in music!!

I was laid off with 24 others from my IT job on February 3rd. I treat finding a job like a job. It’s a terrible market, but I take it one day at a time.

But Fridays I spend time filling my soul. Honestly it’s a universal human need! #fillyoursoulFriday

This doesn’t help me. She knows I’m crazy!