wulftec

pooped @ the gay bar

perhaps..............jants????

presenting: the joots

Dumpster 🗑️

#wuff

aka "I don't know where my jigsaw is"

the jool

ive been doing this for years except i call it screaming into the void

follow me for more mundane bullshit and turning adhd fidgeting into any and every hobby

🐶 👍

until you scrape a knuckle trying to smoosh the life out of the remaining nub of a particular stick that part sux

as a guy who bombed basically the entirety of bar harbor with a $6 ginormous bucket of sidewalk chalk I find it amusing (and I guess disappointing) how often I completely FORGET about how fun of a medium it is

I have been trying to find a place to put this stupid thing for years

that figure is probably wrong but tldr astronomically wealthy

when I worked for vail eons ago rob katz (mr worth $80bn at the time) showed up at my dumpy little restaurant one day and my $17 an hour ass is like oh uhhh hi

y are u here

he was at least always genuinely nice whenever I interacted with him so there's that at least

im tirsty

cheese table

this is probably I think my favorite meme on the internet it's so fucking stupid I absolutely adore it lmfao

also pardon the double post bsky had a shitfit when I tried to post it the first time 🤨

yeah I eventually figured it out I shot myself in the foot with this one because my dump ass decided all my devices should have names of minerals

u rn

shoutout to steven universe for making it VERY DIFFICULT to search for pictures of ACTUAL GEMSTONES

every tourist candy display has me wanting to eat amethyst

ALSO if we're not supposed to eat rocks then WHY do these exist check fuckin mate geologists

I've made it to my mid 30s with most of my points in intuition and handiness so I haven't died yet

just waiting to find that one particularly pretty geode to eat 👀

me as a child

like this nature item is pretty. surely it must taste pretty, right?

(very no)

It's cold this time of year

golden hour

idk if anyone @ dunks prime knows we're two different people

me when my fiancé comes out to the garage while I am organizing bins, moves one item while I'm not looking and then I spend entirely too much time looking for the item

bean when I get home and won't let him join me for poop time