Fair. I watched Mission Zero first in English and then German and decided that particular dub is not worth it. Blitz' singsong of climbing the railing and falling down got turned into climbing the railing and getting a boner. Like what? Just because it would rhyme then and rhymes are cool?

Now you made me curious and I looked into the Full Moon scenes and can say at least the German dub on Amazon did say the equivalents of cloaca and birdpuss in that episode. At least something positive I can say about that underwhelming dub. What line was it, where the French dub said "dick"?

Yes, I know. What I meant is that there are male birds with cloacas that don't have solely internal dicks. They can push them to the outside when mating. It's just not a thing with owls or roosters.

Like I know fandom decided that since Stolas is based on an owl, he can't have a dick, even though the show so far never confirmed that. But has anyone ever bought it up that Ozzie, despite being based on a rooster, is confirmed to have a dick and going by his cuckoo clock it's inside a cloaca?

Posting my magnum opus of cursed thoughts; Dick-blood-sucking vampires
#royed

Everytime Roy has an automail kink in fic, it's about Ed's arm. But what about his leg? Justice for automail feet! #royed

The start of my second series, which the rest is still work in progress of. Sub!Roy and Dom!Ed all the way. #royed

The final part to the series. #royed

Part 4 #royed