Alan Ranta

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career

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YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi Gianmarco Soresi: Thief of Joy | Full Comedy Special

This dude is pretty funny.
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This kind of shit is inevitable when you start policing bathrooms. If I had a business, I wouldn't let some masked, armed dude in my store, let alone in my bathroom.

Why am I laughing at this?

That's the spirit!

My mom is cooler than I am too.

My mom’s protest t-shirts

My mom’s protest t-shirts

My mom’s protest t-shirts. She’s activated

a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs on the floor . ALT: a black and white cat is standing on its hind legs on the floor .

If I can't dance, it ain't my revolution.

You can crash on my couch if you ever get exiled to Victoria, bro. Fair warning, we do have an unsettling amount of Maple MAGA in Canada. Cons love Trump.

Kick our MAGA American asses @bluejays.com! Every time there’s a home run against the Yankees an angel gets its wings.

YouTube video by Flo & Eddie - Topic Guns

Flo and Eddie got it.

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YouTube video by Team Coco Bill Burr on cancel culture.

Oh, yeah... the left canceled people so hard. How many journalists did they strangle and dismember over old tweets? You see how this is going to taint everything you say and everything you've ever said, don't you?

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YouTube video by Earl Scruggs - Topic Every Man Has Got His Own Price

Bill Burr had a price, and they paid it. He's been bought. You suck too, Jim Jeffries and Hannibal Buress. The rest of those anti-woke hacks and MAGA-sanewashing podcasters selling out for Saudi blood money didn't surprise me, but I'd hoped for better from you guys.

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If you haven’t seen my newest comedy special THOUGHTS & PRAYERS, give it a look. I think you’ll love it:

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Awesome. One of my fave bands ever.

YouTube video by Juan Negron STRATAVARIOUS: "YES IT IS" [Special 12'' Version]

Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

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YouTube video by Cliff Cash Comedy CLIFF CASH: THE LONG ROAD (FULL STAND-UP COMEDY SPECIAL)

I'm not sure if Mike Johnson's Grindr actually got leaked, but the guy who said he was going to leak it said that he gave the info to a trusted publication, so who knows. Funny, anyway...

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YouTube video by Cliff Cash Comedy CLIFF CASH: THE LONG ROAD (FULL STAND-UP COMEDY SPECIAL)

Funny enough, @cliffcashcomedy.bsky.social knew Mike Johnson was gay before his Grindr account got leaked.

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Shane Gillis 📈
Bill Burr 📉

YouTube video by Diana Ross - Topic Go Where Your Mind Is

Go where your mind is.

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Gary Larson cartoon. Two apes grooming, one says "Well well, another blonde hair - conducting more research with that Jane Goodall tramp?"

RIP Jane Goodall. She licensed this strip to raise funds for her institute:

After she had her fill of TV,she trilled and pawed towards the screen before jumping off the bed, as if to note her satisfaction and give the video her form of a thumbs up.

Toki is super into this video of cats encountering wild animals.

If it isn't clear to anyone by now, and it isn't, then it never will be. Some people were born fascists.

This is not surprising. This is what happens when you fire everyone who is supposed to enforce FDA regulations. Regulations save lives.

Wanna bet this demotion comes with a pay raise?

So disappointed in Bill Burr. He should have known better, and he's got Disney money, so I doubt he was hurting financially.

YouTube video by HeartOfTheBeat Both Hands Free - Muff The Diver 1976

Smooth.

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