sixsilverthings

"your honour I did it all for da nookie!"

My lawyer - "so he could take a cookie your honour-"

If it's 5pm here in England it should be 5pm everywhere in the world! We don't need time zones! Make time great again, thank you for your attention to this matter! - SST

TIL that UK postboxes have full bodies beneath the ground

They hate Mamdani so much that they're revealing they liked NYC better when it was Zionist spies using the city as a pedophilia playground and that that was part of the appeal for them.

I think so!

I'm 36 today which means im officially a miscellaneous unc that shoots poison on stage

That one strawberry in the box

Now we know why trump always called it the "big beautiful bill"

… New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer
Since that summer

Texting my boss this when they ask why I didn't turn up for work

Imagine you have a kid and they die and then you gotta play their favourite song at the funeral but their favourite song is the tun tun sahur song

"it's a vintage Omni chord bro- vintage Omni chord- do you recognise this song? Let me slow it down do you recognise it now? Gorillaz bro 😏"

@zack69k on twitter: every man has a Kermit the frog impression tucked away. ask any man trust me they're waiting for a reason to bust it out

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

A good journalist would ask the presidents son how he found the account of, and why is he retweeting a twitter account that talked several times about his fantasies for raping his child sister

I read that as inflatable at first

I should emphasize I mean the aliens from the movie!!

I think Predators would fuck with me

Autistic man buries Lego for winter An autistic man has begun the annual process of burying his Lego to protect it during the winter months when Lego sources are scarce, it has been reported.  Dexter Livingstone, 31, also has ADHD, but ...

I forgot to schedule this one in time for winter so here is the silliest piece I’ve ever written

JD Vance has been awfully quiet usually he pipes up to tweet frickin' epic swear words at random journalists

Texting my boss that every day is a beautiful secret

Mr Beast announces free slave with every purchase of a Beast-Land ticket

(entire world talking about the Epstein emails)

Elon Musk twitter poll- "do you like delicious wine in a lovely glass y/n"

Joe Rogan tomorrow - "I dunno man- the emails could be faked- no one can really ever know-"

Joe Rogan guest - "you hear the new theory about the 3XEAI comet? Interstellar spaceship bro- organic contrails-"

Joe Rogan -

You guys wanna see a dead body?

The apprentice star?

"they shot me but I did the dodge they say sir you did the dodge, have you heard of the dodge? They say sir, why did you do the dodge but Charlie Kirk couldn't- I say sometimes you got it- they call it the dodge-"

Got caught by a passer by rummaging through my bin in the rain with a torch because I accidentally threw out the box for my ready meal and I needed to know which compartment needed to be pierced and which needed to be removed, they asked me if I was ok and I just flashed them the chicken dinner box