Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City

Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

A Capricorn wrote this

There is a handsome queer dude on this train having the BEST text convo and he’s smiling so hard and want that energy for all of 2026😊😊😊😊

This is fine 🫠

If you say “how are you” these days, you best be ready for the answer

Balls

If you say “how are you” these days, you best be ready for the answer

Nice job, Hoboken. Now that there’s no obvious lines for each bus, people are just clustering anywhere. Can’t wait til someone gets punched over this. Honestly a 10 year old who’s played SIMS could have designed it better.

This whole time I had no idea I was in Hunchback

I’m in western PA for the weekend and saw “Pittsburgh salad” on a menu, so I had to look it up. Relieved to find out it’s nothing like a New Jersey Meathook.

THRILLED to announce the cast 4Jersey Citys premiere Pride Burlesque show, RAINBOW REVUE 8/20!
tinyurl.com/rainbowrevue
Lucian Nightshade
Dey Phoenix
Antonio Amor
Mercy Masala
Poppy J Snacks
Alana Go Boom
featuring a capella superbabes Smoke Ring

Truly A gendertastic glamorama extravaganza :)

Listen, I know New York is going to New York. But I’ve been keeping track, and I personally know THIRTY FOUR people who have been physically assaulted by strangers in New York City since things reopened Covid. Be careful out there, babies.

THRILLED to announce the cast 4Jersey Citys premiere Pride Burlesque show, RAINBOW REVUE 8/20!
tinyurl.com/rainbowrevue
Lucian Nightshade
Dey Phoenix
Antonio Amor
Mercy Masala
Poppy J Snacks
Alana Go Boom
featuring a capella superbabes Smoke Ring

Truly A gendertastic glamorama extravaganza :)

Come see me! 8/20 tix for Jersey City now available!

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Who are all these people out here “playing it by ear” in nyc? Lol it’s face meltingly hot, let’s make a plan so i don’t get a sun burn and also so I can look at photos of the place on google maps and make sure the seating and lighting doesn’t suck

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The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

YIKES

the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

Phone numbers for NJ congress members. DM for specific number.

"Congress has until July 18 — next Friday — to pass the White House’s $9 billion-plus rescissions package in some form. And unlike with reconciliation, that’s actually a statutory deadline. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞."
CALL- NO

Anyone want to co- write a Sopranos/ house of cards style melodrama with me about Hudson County Politics? The schmaltz is too good to waste

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Honestly it’s just so nice to see people be happy over politics for once!

Protect your Pets: Temp 95 degrees - Pavement 155 degrees. Temp 100 degrees - Pavement 165 degrees

Thanks to Meteorologist Chris Vickers

Before endorsing Andrew Cuomo, I sat him down for a long talk, and we agreed that any future sexual contact he has with interns will be far more consensual.

by Bill Clinton

It’s so frustrating! It must be very difficult to make money at it right now

But no usability testing 🫣

This isn't all of the story, but a surprisingly big part of the "fear" of Mamdani isn't actually that he'll institute full communism, it's that people's friends-and-influence groups will be demoted from their positions of authority