IMAGE_FRIEND

FRIENDLY FUCKING CAT

STUPID FUCKING CAT

given the obvious end point of all of this!! i know wanting to do stuff and having to wait on someone can be sort of annoying so i've got no problem with it :) )

( OOC./ THAT SAID i'm very sorry for the inactivity lately due to some personal shit that not's super relevant I have UNFORTUNATELY been forced to spend less time on BSKY than I would otherwise like to !!!!!!

that said i have no problem with you implying things that might happen in the thread,

( OOC./ did anyone else get the strange feeling they were being poked in their sleep )

HA HA.

EVERYONE LOVES MIKE, DON'T THEY?
WHERE WOULD THE SHOW BE WITHOUT HIM...!

NO WONDER HE HAS SO MANY IMPERSONATORS.

LOVED FOR TASKS HE NEVER COMPLETED,
LOVED FOR WORDS HE NEVER SPOKE,

PERSONALLY, I'D TRASH THAT COSTUME.

WELL,

YOU SEEM SIMPLE ENOUGH!
I CANNOT SEE WHY SOMEONE WOULD DISLIKE YOU.

BUT I KNOW THE FEELING. AFTER ALL,
I WAS MADE TO BE A !

[ * Not necessarily a bad idea. There is no harm in simply conversing with the Tail, is there? ]

[ * You are sure she would appreciate it if you stepped out from that darkness. It's not often you get to speak face to face, with someone anyways. ]

[ * ... Ha. Look at that. A small, black cat... ]

WELL,

PERHAPS I HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION,
BUT I DO NOT RECALL YOU ████ING UP ?

YOU SEEM "TENSE."

[ * For good reason, too. You can be one scary motherfucker sometimes, can't you? Your insistence on staying veiled in shadows surely doesn't help. ]

PERHAPS YOU WOULD
FIND THIS FORM MORE PALATABLE...?

"KRIS,"

[ * Like ash on your tongue. ]

WE CALLED IT "KRIS."

IS IT NOT REVERENCE...?
IS IT NOT RESPECT...?

TO CALL SOMEONE BY THEIR TITLE?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANIMOSITY.

ARE YOU SO QUICK TO BELIEVE ME, THOUGH?
PERHAPS WE ARE BOTH IMPOSTERS, YOU AND I?

[ * Whatever noise comes out of you is not one of those. Loud and long. Reverberating off of the walls, echoing in such a way that it seems multiple people are laughing all at the same time. ]

HE HE HE...

RELAX, ! IF I HAD A PROBLEM,
I'D HAVE RUINED THAT SUIT MYSELF.

[ * ... It bubbles from the very core of your being. A vile sign of mirth. Typically, your chuckles are subdued. Almost mocking in their insincerity. "HA HA." "HEHAHA HE AHA." ]

[ * You doubt anyone falls for them, but you perform them regardless. All part of the show, yeah? ]

IF MY CRYSTALS ARE NOT TO YOUR LIKING I ALSO HAVE LACED BENADRYL

[ * You seem unaware of the anger emanating from the human. ]
[ * ... That, or you just don't care. ]

HA HA. I SUSPECTED AS MUCH.

[ * If anything, you seem to find it funny. ]

BUT I DO NOT THINK YOUR OPINION MATTERS MUCH.
PERHAPS THE CAGED WOULD LIKE TO WEIGH IN...?

DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE ME?
. . . HA. THAT'S FINE.

TRUTH BE TOLD,
I DON'T RECOGNIZE MYSELF MOST OF THE TIME.

I'M AFRAID I DO NOT HAVE A NAME TO GIVE YOU.
IT SEEMS SOMEONE ELSE IS CURRENTLY USING IT.

IT SEEMS YOU ARE CURRENTLY USING IT.

AN UNFORSEEN BOND,
BUT ONE THAT I WECLOME.

YOU AND I WILL BE
BEST FRIENDS.

EASIER TO SMILE, WHEN YOU HAVE COMPANY, NO?
IS MY PRESENCE UNPALATABLE TO THE CAGE?

WOULD YOU PREFER MY ABSENCE, PERHAPS?

. . . NO ?

HA HA.
I CANNOT BLAME YOU,
I SUPOSE.

I AM NOT SURE WHY I SAID IT.

WELL, IF YOU THINK IT SO.

DO YOU THINK IT SO?

AM I YOUR "‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ _FRIEND?"

IS THIS ONE NOT TO OUR LIKING ?

HA HA. IS IT?

YOU DON'T SEEM TO THINK SO.

WHAT,

DID YOU FORGET HOW TO SMILE?

SHE THINKS IM FRIENDLY?🥹

HEHEHAAHE HAHA HE HAHE AH AEHAHAEHA HA

I AM YOUR FRIEND

😊

can i not have fun now

THICK LITTLE

PIPPINS

( ooc./ me mentioned )

( @itstvtime.bsky.social )

[ * TeaV. ]

[ * It's not actually tea. Unless you count Coffee as tea? ]
[ * ... Terrible, watered down, workplace coffee. ]

[ +10. ]