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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Mike Lee shouldn't just be expelled from Congress, he should be expelled from public life, just completely shunned by everyone he encounters like in that episode of The Twilight Zone.

He is unfit to hold public office and his party should take action. The party won't, but it should.

Is this what ASMR is supposed to feel like?

Our military deserves better than this empty charade. Yikes. The tank squeaking over silence is incredible.

emotion wheel starting with "joy, fear, anger" in the center and then lapsing into gibberish

a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

It's so hilarious and satisfying to watch two of the worst pieces of shit in human history have a big public breakup where each of them tries desperately to convince their mutuals to pick them.

It's delicious. I love this for them.

That’s not a pipe.

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

Tweet by Molly White @molly0xFFF it's always fascinating to watch grown adults discover the concept of public libraries for the first time Quoted tweet by Ken Herman @kherman Ponderable? And do free people expect to read every book they want to read for free (at public expense)? After all, many people who write and produce the books do expect a return on their effort and investment. Just a thought.

Tweet thread: Molly White @molly0xFFF 37m and when you decide to defund libraries because "people who can afford it can just buy the books", you restrict access to those who can't afford it Ken Herman @kherman 21m How about if we use those tax dollars to buy the books for those who can't afford them? Molly White @molly0xFFF congratulations! you have just invented libraries

every damn time

More of this!

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER DID YOU HEAR THE WEATHER REPORT ON THE RADIO? NO THE TEMPERATURE WILL HIT 70 TODAY PLOP HE FAINTED

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 11,1965

Lego bricks in a pile are labeled as data. Then they are sorted by color and labeled as such. Then they are arranged, then they are lined up, and they are finally assembled into a house. Each image is labeled: Data, sorted, arranged, presented visually, then explained with a story. I know this isn't the best alt text. I just woke up and it's the best I can do.

via r/lego

A letter that kindly encourages tesla owners to sell their "rolling pr disasters". It was found on a tesla, apparently.

This came across my Tumblr dash. I was wondering if / when something like this would happen. #TeslaTakedown

Did I get down on the floor and clean up that entire broken Hummel figurine shelf after a lady roller skated into it at Hallmark so a kid named Big Balls could fuck up my retirement, I did not

It’s an Eye Spy book.

Is there a lot of geocaching around here?

My junk drawer looks very different.

💯

My 4yo couldn’t get his pants on correctly this morning so he laid down on the ground and yelled “EVERY DAY I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS” which like, relatable

YouTube video by GraemeCree MST3K: "Idiot Control Now" (Pod People)

25ish years later and I still randomly sing “Idiot control now!” #MST3K

FUCK RONALD REAGAN

Ben Edwards, a physician in Lubbock who treats some patients in Seminole, including a family with measles, recently released an episode of his podcast about the outbreak, in which he described mass infection as “God’s version of measles immunization.”

“Go get a green juice, or just drink some water with a pinch of sea salt and go sit outside and listen to a bird chirp,” Edwards said. “It sounds crazy, but it’s the basics. [highlight] It’s what our ancestors knew.” [/highlight]

Our anscestors had a life expectancy of like 32, Ben.

How doctors like this get to keep practicing is beyond me.

Well played.

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

a tiny white dog stands on a tile floor and looks up at you. they’re wearing a big plush yellow star around their teensy noggin, like the world’s most congratulatory lion mane. we really needed to see her today.

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

Your body my choice.

Raising chickens is more expensive than grocery store eggs, but also, bird flu is endemic in wildlife at the moment.

Asking people to do this with zero safety precautions or knowledge is a great way to get more people infected and raise the chance that we get a human transmissible version.

Has not become a fixation but it is hanging in strong as a same-food. Good job, brain.