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life would be so much easier for me if everyone dated things with the DDMMMYYYY format

this is what having a kid who loves the 1977 hobbit soundtrack does to your algorithm

at the end of the day at least i can say i didn’t vote for deportations (but good!) or deportations (but bad!). it doesn’t matter either way bc i live in TEXAS (and voted in my local and state elections) but come on!!!

it’s crazy that the dems response to the alarming deportation rhetoric is that actually the trump team isn’t even doing it as good as they should be like… “why didn’t you vote for harris??” girl bc they said they’d be deporting people better than the republicans would lol why would i vote for this??

let this be a warning to others

theyre saying it’s so over for me

gonna start saving the gold foil on my ferrero rochers to barter with down the line

i will run the new economy out of my home office

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

making purchases

Look at my opposition party dawg I’m going to the camps

sometimes i feel like a monster when i drink all the pickle juice before eating any of the pickles and my husband opens up the pickle jar and it’s just packed with dry pickles. i’m sorry

showed this to my 3 year old and he asked if that was my cat from when i was a kid

the apple my son made for his dad vs the apple he made for me lmao

i’m actually more beautiful than ever now that i’m losing a lot of hair and my thyroid is swollen. i feel amazing

[eloquently] The President should be a totally different guy than he has been for his entire life.

If the government makes an error, and a bad thing happens, and the government blames the bad thing on the corrupting influence of racial minorities, then you are being ruled by Nazis. Do I actually need to explain this?

i think a lot of people who complain about regulations just don’t like filling out paperwork and that’s it

skipping school today so i can sit on my porch during a thunderstorm, which will certainly fix me

margot!!! darling girl!

eating beans for dinner!

for $1000

new shoe post

get a job!

oh i see you like the bad boys ?

watching naruto the dubbed version