Barry D. Bones

The real reason wizards wear robes with big bell sleeves is so we can hide firework tubes in there.

Thought I was out of spells? THINK AGAIN, KNAVE! I CAST FIREBALL!

And then you launch a mortar full of tannerite from your sleeves at them just to watch them panic...

So, I think I can make a spell to invert someone's balls/ovaries...

Necromancy is the study of flesh magic.

Transmutation is the study of transformational magic.

There is a mathematical equation for "inverting" a sphere:
X' = M + ((r²/(||X-M||²))*(X-M)

In this essay, I will-

I am once more plagued by questions on the nature of magic... 🧙‍♂️

💎Elemental gems💎 - A staple of RPGs, right? Fire gems, Frost gems, nd gems, etc...

But a GEM is inherently earth-based, so how do the gems become imbued?

Does magic get trapped in the crystalline structure? 🤔

a man with a beard and mustache is holding a blue object in his hand . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is holding a blue object in his hand .

Nah, you just get the spray bottle.

Little blue potion? If the effects last more than 4hrs, I contact a Cleric, right?

I gotta train my magicka reserves, I need access to 3rd-level spells...

Y'know what? Fuck promo-posting! Y'all getting unhinged self-taught wizardposting now! 🧙‍♂️

I may not be strong enough to cast Fireball yet, but my shop is near a cave, so I can harvest all the necessary components! And when I do, ohhhhhh, I will be SUCH a menace...😈

We're building up quite the community in our little Homestead, and I'm enjoying the sense of comradery we're building with each of our villagers!

We now join @oileeve for their first foray into Deadlock! Come cheer them on!

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I think we deserve to spruce up the homestead a bit! Polish the silver, renovate the houses, upgrade the facilities... Join me for some Homemaking that SLAYS, live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions!
#ENVtuber #AssassinsCreed3

More exploration, and I managed to buy the lantern I've been wanting! WHEEEEE!

We now join @bunnywinterlily.bsky.social as she SMITEs her foes! Come lend your aid!

I have this big ol' mark on my map, but no idea what it means or where to go... Time to start exploring everything! Join the chaos in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions!
#ENVtuber #hollowknight

Well, I may not have defeated the DOOR, but we defeated quite a few Shadows...

We now join @venusdawnvt.bsky.social as she cuts down mighty foes in Hollow Knight! Come lend your Spirit!

I am halted by the enemy of all gamers... The dreaded DOOR... Join me in defeating this horrifying foe live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions!
#ENVtuber #Persona3

Let's see just how easy these deliveries are, eh? We're starting our week chilling in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions!
#ENVtuber #EasyDeliveryCo

Huzzah!
📅 MON: Easy Delivery Co @ 8pm EST
📅 TUE: Persona 3 @ 8pm EST
📅 WED: Hollow Knight @ 8pm EST
📅 THU: Breath of the Wilds @ 8pm EST
📅 FRI: Assassin's Creed 3 @ 8pm EST

We were thoroughly trounced by the Tropics... But I had fun, and we met some cool people!

Thank you, @delysia.bsky.social , @MullBeary , and @pillowcaseghostie.bsky.social for inviting me to the party!

We now join @ellyen.bsky.social for some chill Minecraft hours! Come lend your diamonds!

Today we scale the PEAKs of insanity! Join me as I, @pillowcaseghostie.bsky.social , @delysia.bsky.social , and @MullBeary try our best to become good Scouts!
#ENVtuber #peakgame

Tonight at 8pm est we join the homies for more #peak gameplay! Hosted by the lovely @delysia.bsky.social and joined by @parvumursi.bsky.social and @barrydbones.bsky.social

See you then!

We managed to sneak into the Gerudo City, and now we have a mission from the Chief herself... We must out-ninja the ninjas!

Thank you @.Levi_Athan_VT for guiding your crew to my shop, it's lovely to meet you!

We now join @manysharpteeth.bsky.social for Helldivers! Come lend a 🔽🔽🔼▶ !

It's about to get hot in here, so bring a cool glass of water and maybe some sunblock! Join our journey to the Gerudo Desert live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions!
#ENVtuber #BreathOfTheWild

I actually made some progress! (I think...) But now I gotta figure out how to get further in the story...

We now join @soupid.bsky.social for some cute adventures of MiSide! Come join the fun!

I know people think I'm a fun guy, but that doesn't mean I want to be a fun-GUS~! Join the blood spore-t live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions!
#ENVtuber #hollowknight

We're stuck at floor 16, but that just means we can grind for levels in the lower floors!

Thank you @sheghoullvt.bsky.social & @crypticscrawls.bsky.social for guiding your allies my way!

We now join @littlenycto.bsky.social as they dominate the Night Lords in Nightreign! Come lend your blades!

Eepy bones staying up late and exploring Tartarus! Join our odyssey into the unknown live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions!
#ENVtuber #Persona3

If you see this, quote with the same energy you bring to bluesky

We had quite the party! Maybe partied a little too hard... We wound up getting thrown in prison because of it!

We now join @nekopanvt.bsky.social as she returns to the Overwatch grind! Come show your support!

We're partying in Boston tonight! I hope there'll be tea... Join the festivities live in the 🟣 & 🔴 Dimensions!
#ENVtuber #AssassinsCreed3

This game is so creepy-cute! And I understand what people mean now... But I'm having a blast with it, so I think it'll be fine.

To end our night, we now join @crunchyypicklevt.bsky.social as she chases Wesker in Resident Evil Code: Veronica X! Come lend some ammo!