Derek Writes Stuff

Some kid out there committing the crime of being rad

I wish something could explain it besides just having faulty wiring.

I went through an Elmore Leonard phase in junior high but that tells me bupkiss.

❤️

There are no distractions everything is bad

Hope that helps

He can see it though, so checkmate globies

For a channel that's so fun, the Reddit board for Dropout.TV is a fucking miserable place

Acércate sigilosamente a mí en cualquier momento

The first song in the game I have legitimately never heard of, bye bye streak

Maybe this time will be different

I love that swans are such assholes that if you put a fake one on a pond, ducks and geese will be like "Well, this entire body of water is off-limits"

In my experience, when the general public hears "affordable housing" they've been trained to think "slums"

I've lost count of the number of times I've seen protests in my community against proposals to build a subsidized unit instead of another set of townhomes

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future

And obviously Cuomo would make destigmatizing affordable housing a cornerstone of his administration, right?

I demand to see Obrack Ofuene's birth certificate

You always warm me up, that's for sure

Appropriate enough because you look like a total snack ♥️

Too lovely, my heart can't take it ♥️

"I understand why this is painful...but I like money, so oh well."

I have never seen a full episode of Evangelion.

But I sure have seen a lot of videos of non-NGE characters staring off in profile with superimposed clouds

We do not have to take unserious people seriously.

That's what started all this mess to begin with.

Im just tired all the time. Tired and melancholy. It all just feels so futile.

Golden Siracha Doritos taste like Korean BBQ and I find that delightful after Lays actual attempt at making a Korean BBQ chip fell way flat

A woman with zero actual skills or experience in doing anything other than helping her husband grift people

Pretty sure Obama already unleashed actual drone dominance.

"People aren't visiting a notoriously expensive city during a time of economic uncertainty. Here's why that's their fault."

That must be the driest, least erotic sex possible

When AI filmmaking isn't on screen, people should be asking "Where is AI filmmaking?"

It really should say "Perjurer and child trafficker" in the headline

I bet there are still Obama cigarette butts up there.