Derek Writes Stuff

That's a weird way to define "successful"

That's a tough order, because I think Stephanie Vaquer is the most gorgeous person on the roster

The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises

Now they can add the comma and sell them as pro-war shirts

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

Happy Bernadette Peters birthday to all who celebrate

The dr Manhattan meme but with a spiderman face

Ending a forever war by declaring a real one and killing some kids

You know what I meant. If you're trying to fight the generations of slurs about cabals influencing the world, having a dark money PAC is not a great look

AIPAC really doing a lot to push normal people into antisemitism because FUCK those guys

Can't beat the classics

Man, Shazam and Harold flopped so hard it sent Levi down to Daily Wire status

Did Russo sneak back into the writer's room?

Zohran is the first Dem to really figure out that you just have to be the last person in the room before the sun downing begins to get whatever you want

In a just world, that tweet would fucking end this guy as a serious concern.

That these people are just allowed to be so cartoonish with no repercussions is insane

Nerdlinger taking one for the team to say "Yeah, no, those files are real, that was me."

But of course, only those pages, the rest was AI, right

What a useless piece of crap on the shoe of the world

How weird is it to see Abyss with skinny "backstage writer guy" arms?

She IS, love Willow's positivity

Big ups to Bam Bam, the only person who decided to sell during their mocap session

That's why you run when you play duck duck goose. Because a goose will destroy you

AIPAC is hurting Democrats and democracy and causing a lot of extra grief for Americans of Jewish faith

I love when the FBI lies, that's fun

Will the next leg come back to Chicagoland?

And let me guess what plane he flew there on

Such a shame to think that in some cultures these figure skaters are eaten.

Good bye bot. Go back to the farm.

I've cut back on soda and snacking big time, reduced portions where possible and it SUCKS. But I've lost five pounds at least

That is how long I've been sitting on chapter one

Currently, 14 months