beewok

Somehow I have a child who is fourteen.

Joseph Smith would like a word.

A bookstore window with a sign that says "FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI."

Mine will be 14 on Saturday and I feel like she’s been so cheated.

Sometimes it’s really hard to keep on keepin’ on in this cold hard world, and then I am reminded by the universe that Rush Limbaugh is dead and everything seems a little bit better.

Look if we're gonna move medical science back to "you have demons in your blood"
I should be allowed to do cocaine about it

I’m gonna let this rattle around my brain and see what comes up but my first guess is either Built to Spill or Modest Mouse.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Morphine
CSNY
Beastie Boys
Weezer
The Pixies

One of the secret gifts of a brutal childhood is a total lack of dangerous nostalgia.

I do not use ChatGPT because I still remember when you had to go to your local at a specific time of day to listen to someone slurring conspiracy theories with utmost confidence and I will never allow Sam Altman to take that from me

You don't have to go to Thanksgiving dinner.

He was finishing this and composing for Toy Story at the same time 💀

“But *DO* I indeed have a friend in you, Henry Faust?”

I think today is the day I become obsessed with Randy Newman’s “Faust.”

What a tackyass fucking country.

Friday Night Massacre 2: Electric Boogaloo

I think the worship of a parent's position is directly antithetical to the protection of queer children.

🖤🖤🖤

Autoplay gave me a celebrity memoir podcast about the Sister Wives and I wasn’t planning on doing deep emotional work at the laundromat but so it goes.

Capitalism yo! Capitalism yo!

I grew up churched and I’ve never heard grown white men criticize the actual devil as much as they did single mothers.

Every church with a gym or fellowship hall should have already turned it into a food pantry.

Tax them all.

May I offer you some glue?

I am calling for a total abolition of the word “mentee.”

It’s a protégée. The word you’re looking for already exists.

Every church in America should have its gymnasium or fellowship hall set up as a food bank right now.

They won’t. But they should.

I would get behind any politician who makes taxing churches a cornerstone of their campaign.

Rudy’s IMDB entry of one performance in Law and Order as himself.

His best performance.

As a child I never stopped to consider that adulthood is just neverending chores.

Real “The axe forgets but the tree remembers” hours lately.

Who’s got two thumbs and failed both the screenings to donate blood today. Feels good man.

Episode 3: Moral (Panic) Entrepreneurship

As someone who moved to Manhattan Beach in 1985 at age 10, this is some of the best coverage of the madness I witnessed.

open.spotify.com/episode/2pnQ...

I was raised terrified of “eternal darkness and gnashing of teeth” and that’s all I want for him.