Michael's Avatar

Michael

@mastermike88.bsky.social

Biggest moron on the platform (probably). iOS Jailbreaking and Speedrunning content. Openly Autistic. Main platform is still [elon platform] for the foreseeable future - https://x.com/MasterMike88

118 Followers  |  86 Following  |  161 Posts  |  Joined: 11.10.2023  |  2.358

Latest posts by mastermike88.bsky.social on Bluesky

A screenshot of a post on a different platform.

A screenshot of a post on a different platform.

[Nintendo Legal]

RTA in Japan (a speedrun charity event) was notified by Nintendo that they are utilizing Nintendo games without permission.

Due to this, RiJ Summer 2025 will not feature Nintendo games.

The organizers are in discussions with Nintendo regarding future events.

๐Ÿฆย original post

04.08.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 173    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

yes it's Nintendo's fault for not providing good sizes and such, but I'd rather publishers just outwardly say "due to Nintendo's cartridge offerings being non-viable we are not doing a physical release" than do the Game Key Card bullshit

31.07.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cold take: Game Key Cards just disincentivize purchases more than Digital-only games and I honestly wish that those that are using them would admit that their games are Digital-only

31.07.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely fair, but imo Metroid Prime 4 is a big enough release in general for Nintendo to want to treat this separately (especially considering that it's been in development for 6 years *post-restart*, and Metroid still does count for notable releases - see: Metroid Dread)

30.07.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only path I see for 2025 is a strange shadow drop in August (which imo is extraordinarily unlikely, but I can't rule out)

Releasing in any other month in 2025 would likely be sales cannibalism that Nintendo would like to avoid (not to mention that it would go partially against a Nintendo strategy)

30.07.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- August: Drag X Drive (+ Kirby and the Forgotten Land N2E)
- September: Kirby Air Riders or Metroid Prime 4
- October: Pokรฉmon Legends Z-A
- November: other September game or Hyrule Warriors
- December: remaining game not released in September or November

30.07.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly imo 2025 release wouldn't make much sense with Nintendo's way of normally handling stuff.

Keep in mind that the way Nintendo went around Year 1 stuff with Switch 1 (and probably Switch 2 as well) was to have one title per month, and every title has a month now:

30.07.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

amusingly Splatoon 2 both:
- is the first Splatoon game I got into (not at launch though, more like mid-2018)
- launched the same date (July 21st) as my birthday... which is neat I guess

21.07.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

where exactly is this post from by chance?

15.07.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

got trolled so hard in world 4 this should have been 1:00:2x

07.07.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a Series S and it's only a "games I can't play well on my Switch/Switch 2 or don't want to play on my laptop" type deal.

That being said imo what reason is there to buy a PS5/Xbox in general at this point.

03.07.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely - I'm not necessarily sure how widespread this will be but I'm very confident that at a minimum it will cover the US as well (given how similar other changes we saw with the Switch 2 accessory prices were between the US and Canada).

30.06.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly fully expecting something in the US soon as well (given the correlation we saw with Switch 2 accessory price changes + [certain political events])

30.06.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the loads actually got worse with 10.0.0 amusingly (and initial glances with 10.0.1 courtesy of the speedrunning community are that 10.0.1 didn't re-improve them) (that being said they're still *generally* better than Switch 1)

29.06.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

SplatoonJP has just reposted their post with an updated/corrected image.

27.06.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

SplatoonJP has just reposted their post with an updated/corrected image.

27.06.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Up shot is that if/once this is reverted, in theory Switch 1 performance should be even better than on 9.3.0 (and earlier?)

21.06.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As per a post on [certain platform] by an S3 mod/cheat developer, it appears as though it was shuffling in an attempt to hide anticheat changes that causes more lag... which has evidently failed (tool got updated for 10.0.0 shortly after anyways).

bsky.app/profile/bugb...

21.06.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
By the way in Splatoon 3 10.0.0 Switch 1 version Nintendo (seemingly intentionally? possibly to try hide a certain thing they added) shuffled all functions in the code, which ends up causing more lag in CPU bound areas, like Salmon Run or some Online Maps(cause more cache misses).

If intentional, hopefully once they realize it was useless theyโ€™ll backtrack, they got a cool and upgraded compiler that should have improved performance but this killed it instead (shuffled I mean randomly placed in the code, whereas normally methods of a class are put together)

By the way in Splatoon 3 10.0.0 Switch 1 version Nintendo (seemingly intentionally? possibly to try hide a certain thing they added) shuffled all functions in the code, which ends up causing more lag in CPU bound areas, like Salmon Run or some Online Maps(cause more cache misses). If intentional, hopefully once they realize it was useless theyโ€™ll backtrack, they got a cool and upgraded compiler that should have improved performance but this killed it instead (shuffled I mean randomly placed in the code, whereas normally methods of a class are put together)

Image with alt text

21.06.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i am uncomfortable with the idea of calling a video game console that can still be factory reset and still play the majority of games "bricked" because someone was thick enough to try to run a piracy cartridge's "switch 2 bypass" firmware on it. really feels like promoting the idea of ewaste

19.06.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 264    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

you know youโ€™re delusional when you personally offer people money to do runs of miserable categories purely for the purposes of having 100% accurate loading times to retime

anyways hi thatโ€™s me right now

18.06.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy birthday

18.06.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I just say I do not feel bad for anyone who got their Switch 2's banned as a result of the MIG Switch itself?

99% of the people using it were using it for some degree of piracy anyways, but regardless how you were using it, you *should know* it would be targeted given its use for piracy.

17.06.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SCU isn't a material negative on the game for weapons that can't get special frequently, but can be the basis for a lot of issues on ones that can.

17.06.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly an idea I've thought about is: why not make SCU more effective on weapon classes that have a worse natural special output (e.g. blasters) but make it less effective on weapon classes that have a higher natural special output (e.g. most chargers, shooters, dualies, etc.)

17.06.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That being said, it's also worth nothing that Splatoon 3 released on an already established console, whereas MKW is a launch title exclusive to a new console.

Hypothetically if we got Splatoon 4 as a launch title it probably still wouldn't have done as well in the first 3-4 days.

12.06.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing against you, but imo this is extremely misleading.

The 782k figure for MKW is for only *physical* copies, whereas the 3.45 million total is for *all* copies.

12.06.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at least the third Splash-O-Matic has it now.

I mean it's not a good kit at all... but it has an Ink Storm

11.06.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Dear Pick

unfortunately they are not coming out until later

Kind Regards,
Nintendo_CS

11.06.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

probably one hour before if I had to guess (same as 9.1.0 for Grand Festival stuff)

11.06.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mastermike88 is following 20 prominent accounts