Regular Mario

you can do it accidentally if you do a long tap on a photo. it will highlight a person (or cat) and give you a context option to "add Sticker"
i've accidentally created stickers and then accidentally attached them to other photos in text conversations🙃

iOS sticker of a photo of a black cat

A red 2001 SV650 with a leather tank protector. it's hard to see because of the lighting and also because it's under a tank bag. Also the upholstery on the pillion seat is falling apart but don't worry about it

the previous owner of my motorcycle had put the equivalent on. I took it off for reasons i can't remember and now my tank is all scratched up.

excellent question, and why is nobody talking about what's happening to his hat????

my ex once saw a squirrel in a tree chewing on a deer femur. it probably didn't actually kill the deer but she didn't see that part so who knows

alternatively have you considered: not getting around to doing it for several more months

Smart TVs suck but they're the only game in town. Just find a way to avoid interacting with the smart features.
Find a separate device that you like for consuming content (Chromecase, Apple TV, a computer, w/e) and then get a TV that you like and set your device as the default input.

o shit

the car im the video is actually the Munster Koach

I love to watch the Giants at Pac Bell Park

yeah, it's activated by heat

how do you think fire sprinklers work

do you mean fire alarm or are you suggesting people actually start fires in their offices? because that seems like a big ask

i feel ya

sluggo had to step into the white room from the matrix to get that plunger

you should check out who said that and some other stuff they've said

me when i see Pee Wee in a strip

(to be clear, it's a very cool jacket)

I replaced my last phone about 3 years ago and kept using it as an alarm until it stopped turning on a couple months ago. I still have it plugged in next to my desk

a red 1984 Honda Elite 125 with pop-up headlight

an animated gif of a 1984 Suzuki GSX750S Katana with pop-up headlight. 1984 was a good year for motorcycles with pop-up headlights

*whistful sigh*

Terms & Acknowledgement Terms* General The license plate ordered will be assigned to a vehicle in my possession. The number "69" is reserved only for 1969 year model vehicles that the license plates will be placed upon. Once a license plate is purchased (ordered), no refunds will be issued unless the plate configuration is denied. Note The availability of the license plate selection you reserve on this site is subject to final approval by DMV.

no 69 car on record and it was accepted? literally the second rule for CA license plates is about when you can use 69

*looking out windows again* oooooooh now it makes sense

*looking out the window* idgi

DMV: SEXUAL TACO TIME

only the big ones

hey these are really good

on desktop there's a little party emoji at the top of my feed i can click on. it's not visible if i've scrolled down at all

this car/plate combo should have led to the owner's license being immediately revoked

did lollipops work differently in the 50s?