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@averageguy.bsky.social

Bare with me. Cause I'm old and grumpy, and it takes me a while to figure new shit out. Occasionally casually nude.

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Latest posts by averageguy.bsky.social on Bluesky

Maybe, Timmy's stuck in a well? 🤷

03.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning. I'm off to bed! 😂

03.02.2026 08:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Check in, noted! ✅😊

02.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning, friends.
Just last week I was half naked, sipping margheritas in the sunshine. Yesterday, dressed in multiple layers, hauling buckets of snow.
Oh woe is me.....

02.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning. 😊

02.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am happy for you that the day finally arrived. 😊

02.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Likewise. 😊

02.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seems so. Unfortunately.

01.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Good morning, friends.
Bit of the sick going on in our house. Not sure if it's better to resist, or catch the inevitable and just get it over with?

01.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you, friend. 😊

01.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, the month of my birth. Albeit, nowhere near as noteworthy as the ones you've listed.

01.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I should be doing something constructive but there's still 5 ends of curling I'm going to watch. 🥌🇨🇦

31.01.2026 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm starting to find the hour and a half drive from the airport, that's getting to be the hard part.

30.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's an all day affair. Left the resort at 9:45 AM, delayed because they had a spill while fueling the plane which had to be cleaned up. Missed our connection, but got out on the next flight, which was good. Got home at 1 AM.

30.01.2026 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tanned like a nut. And also, quite good. 😊

30.01.2026 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good morning. 😊

30.01.2026 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good morning friends.
Home from tropical vacation. I am extremely happy that I'm fortunate enough to be able to take these.
But I'm already missing Mexico and being mostly naked all day. Until next time.

30.01.2026 15:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning. 😊

29.01.2026 14:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ok, I'm up. Good morning, friends.
Bags are packed, hit the shower, grab myself a hearty breakfast and the long journey home begins. It's been absolutely lovely.

29.01.2026 11:53 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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It's pretty overcast here, but that don't mean it can't be one more beach day. Especially considering that by tomorrow night I'll be back in snow and negative temps.

28.01.2026 17:51 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning. 😊

28.01.2026 15:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In my mind, it already was!😊

28.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

1 more full day here. I don't know whether to relax or go like hell?

28.01.2026 02:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It has. Hopefully yours was as well. 😊

28.01.2026 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like you could have gone with even more bubbles, but I'm pleased you stopped where you did. 😊

27.01.2026 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Here till Thursday. But Thursday is pretty much all day travel.

26.01.2026 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It does look rather lovely.

26.01.2026 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy Monday. 😊

26.01.2026 13:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Depending on the temperature, it's likely to be a brick by tomorrow. But, I'm more of an expert on Canadian snow. 🤷❄️

26.01.2026 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

❤️

26.01.2026 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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